THE PIE SONG

 

oh your pants are so dirty

better give ‘em to my Aunt Gertie right now

 

your mother, she bakes an apple pie

I don’t know why, I don’t know why

your mother, she made me a poontang pie

I don’t know why, I don’t know why

 

she makes a pie. oh she makes a pieieieeee

oh what a pieieieieeee

its the best pie in the world

 

your uncle, he made me a pecan pie

I don’t know why, I don’t know why

your uncle, baked me seven pies

I don’t know why, I don’t know why

 

he makes a pie. oh she makes a pieieieee

oh what a pieieieieeeee

its the best pie in the world

 

your sister, she’s my cherry pie

I don’t know why, I don’t know why

cool drink o’ water, make a young man cry

I don’t know why, I don’t know why

 

she’s got a pie. oh she got a pieieieee

oh what a pieieieieeeee

its the best pie in the world

 

that’s the end of the song