1)  Please list your five favorite Real Cheese songs:

Spalding Get Your Foot Off The Boat, Things I Dig

2)   What five songs by other artists would you like to hear Real Cheese perform live?

1) When The Levee Breaks---Led Zeppelin

2) Operator---Jim Croce

3) Walking On Sunshine---Katrina and The Waves

4) Hot For Teacher---Van Halen

5) Lady---STYX

3) What would be your idea of a perfect Cheese show, i.e. what is your "fantasy" set list?

I dunno

4) What, in your oh so humble opinion, is the best thing Real Cheese has recorded?

 That infomercial where Ron Popeil says "Ch-hose"

5) What is the worst?

Season Finale of Judging Amy

6) What was your favorite Real Cheese show? 

 Red Rocks, '89

7) Was there a particular worst show ever? (Yes, the "hay incident" is fair game.)

Yeas indeed there was.   It was the "hay incident".

8) What is your favorite phrase or word to yell at Real Cheese?

 "You Go Girl"

9) What is your favorite Real Cheese venue?

 Hayden Planetarium

10) What made Joe Namath so great?

  His nearly comical confidence combined with the ability to back it up.  Also the fact that his nose is bigger than his cock.