1) Please list your five favorite Real Cheese
songs:
Surfin'
Guy, Shit On Toast, Papa Spring Is Here, Oldsmobile, The Pie Song
2) What five songs by other artists would you
like to hear Real Cheese perform live?
I'd Love
Just Once To See You by the Beach Boys
Wonderin' by Neil Young
Dizzy
by Tommy Roe
Sweet
Leaf by Black Sabbath
For A
Dancer by Jackson Browne (just kidding)
3) What
would be your idea of a perfect Cheese show, i.e. what is your
"fantasy" set list?
1: Feel
Like Crap> Cucumber Tree>Surfin' Guy, Sesame Street, The Pie Song, Kiss
My Ass> Kiss My Socks> Kiss My Ass, Salad Song> Schaefer City> Ya
Chuu> I'm Wearing Shoes, Hey Girl> You Suck, Salami Stomp> I'm Wearing
Shoes, Anything But Love, Poodle Skirt, Spalding, Toilet Rock Star, Career
Opportunities, Things I Dig, PSIH, Brenda> SMTD> Brenda
2: Hot
Gumbo> I'm Too Sexy, Race Is On, 16 Fluffernutters> WFMS> 7000 Cups,
Kissin' Cousins> Burning Love> Love Minus Zero, Mighty Quinn> Bathroom
Window> Santa Fe> Puppy Lovers> Egg McMuffin> IWBS, Trudy> Hey
Jude Coda, Monkey & Engineer> Drug Store> Charlie Guitar, 3 Bean
Salad*, Bobby Brown, Love Is Singing> Shit on Toast> Cucumber Tree>
Shit On Toast
3:American
Band, Root Beer Panic> Dark Hollow> Dark Star> Weird Knights> Dark
Star> Billy> Jet Plane> Dark Star> Claude, Zelda> Dear Mr.
Fantasy> Zelda> Rock'n'roll> Zelda> Oldsmobile> Zelda> Dead
Flowers
E: In
The Ghetto
E2: Box
of Rain, Baby Blue
*=w/
whoever the hottest chick the room is
4) What,
in your oh so humble opinion, is the best thing Real Cheese has recorded?
Coffee,
Eggs, Bacon & Lust
5) What
is the worst?
Who
Killed Jimmy at the Pool Hall?
6) What
was your favorite Real Cheese show?
5/27/95,
12/29/00, 11/29/91, 8/20/94 are a few
7) Was
there a particular worst show ever?
LaCabanna
98 had no mojo
8) What
is your favorite phrase or word to yell at Real Cheese?
Play some old shit!
9) What
is your favorite Real Cheese venue?
Full
Moon Tavern, Edda Talkhouse
10)
What made Joe Namath so great?
He
liked his women blonde and his Johnny Walker Red.