TOILET ROCK STAR

(Blankman/Colchamiro)

 

sitting on the toilet

thinking about my life

reading the back of a can of Glade

yelling at my wife

 

she’s not funny

she can’t dance

she’s no good with a pair of pliers

she can’t sew my pants

 

sitting on the toilet

talking to myself

thinking about the economy

worrying about my health

 

I’m not skinny

I can’t dance

My cholesterol count is really high

and I can’t fit into those pants

 

sitting on the toilet

wondering when I’ll be done

I start to sing “White Rabbit”

now I’m having fun

 

I’m a singer

I could be a star

I think I need a manager

I could go real far

 

toilet rock star

rockin’ on the throne

toilet rock star

shut up and leave me ‘lone!