Spalding,
Get Your Foot Off the Boat
Spalding, get
your foot off the boat
get your
grubby sneakers on the dock
Spalding, get
your foot off the boat
everything
you told me is a crock
waiting for
my breakfast
sausage,
eggs, toast and ham
waiting for
Spalding
you know that
mutha owes me 10 clams
well I may
not dance
but I know
how to walk
I may not
sing
but I know
how to talk
hand me three
nickels
and I’ll give
you a dime
gimme your
watch
and I’ll tell
you the time
Spalding, get
your foot off the boat
get your
grubby sneakers on the dock
Spalding, get
your foot off the boat
everything
you told me is a crock
waiting for
Bonanza
Hoss, Ben,
Adam and Joe
Waiting for
Spalding
he owes me 30
Stroh
well I can’t
play the flute
but I blow a
mean harp
I can’t pitch
a tent
so I put up a
tarp
gimme your
keys
and I’ll
wreck your new truck
gimme a goose
and I’ll hand
you a duck
Spalding, get
your foot off the boat
get your
grubby sneakers on the dock
Spalding, get
your foot off the boat
everything
you told me is a crock
Driving to
the dog show
rover,
snoopy, lassie and spot
waiting for
Spalding
he sure is
late a lot
I love Led
Zeppelin
but I can’t
stand the blues
I dig Huey
Lewis
but I can’t
stand the News
gimme your
Daughter
gimme your
pride
gimme 10
clams
and I’ll make
her my bride
Spalding, get
your foot off the boat
get your
grubby sneakers on the dock
Spalding, get
your foot off the boat
everything
you told me is a crock