I’m wearing shoes

(blankman/Colchamiro/Fornatale)

 

they’re wearing hats                                          Em  Bm

you’re wearing pants                                         Dm  Am

she’s wearing shirts

I’m wearing shoes

 

they’re singing songs

you’re reading books

she’s making dinner

I’m wearing shoes

 

you’re doing dishes

they’re doing drugs

he’s doing time

I’m wearing shoes

 

open the windows

turn off the lights

crank up the music and boogie all night

shake it with Doris

shake it with Jane

shake it with yo’ mama again and again

 

Joe’s playing banjo

Bob’s playing chess

I’m playing the fool

you’re playing hard to get

 

booger snots

up the butt

snake for 7 miles

kill the president

George Tush (Clin-Tush, ???)