ATTENTION CHEESEHEADS!

REAL CHEESE

is having a contest.

 

Name the ‘95 Summer Tour!

Last year, as we all remember, the summer Real Cheese concerts were performed under the banner, “Tour of Pain,” a delightful little moniker given to Real Cheese by Rev. Scott M. Reed.  However, as summer is approaching and with a summer tour to kick off next month, Real Cheese lacks a nifty new name for said tour.  So, dear Cheesehead reader, the onus is on YOU!  For a one dollar entry fee, submit on the following form, your choice for the 1995 Summer Tour nickname.  The unbelievably great Prizes will be awarded by Jeff and Matt as follows on the following form.  Prizes to be awarded at kick off of aforementioned tour.  Entries must be received by May 27th.  They will be collected during the first set of Real Cheese’s summer tour kickoff show (at a site to be determined).  Bring the dollar too; we have to buy the prizes. Winners will be announced at the start of Set II.  Now ain’t that bitchen’?

 

1st Prize

One Six Pack, Schmidt’s Beer (bottles),

Plus... the honor of singing “Three Bean Salad” at a summer show of your choice...  and a Schlitz.

2nd Prize

One can of the Schmidt’s Beer of your choice. (Schmidt’s, Schmidt’s Light, Schmidt’s Ice)... and a Schlitz.

3rd Prize

An evening with Todd Newby...  and a Schlitz

 

 

 

Hello, $#!&*@%, my name for the summer tour is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Faithfully submitted by:

(Name/phone number)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTICE: Despite dreaming up this contest, Dug the Roadie IS eligible.  His entry will carry no more weight than any other.  This also goes for Todd and Don Mattingly.  However, attractive, intelligent females may have an unfair advantage.  Matt and Jeff take no responsibility for this.  Also, if anyone drinks the six and gets unruly and beat up, we are not liable.