(Blankman/Colchamiro/Waters)
If you were a bagel C
I'd give you a shmear F C
If you were eighteen C
I'd call you my dear F G7
Forget about that C
Just buy me a round F C
I'm gonna get drunk and then fall
down C G C
If you were a doughnut
I'd fill you with cream
I'd take you out back
But you're only sixteen
Forget about that
I'm just a clown
I'm gonna get drunk and then fall
down
Bridge:
Some
people build houses D
Some
people rob banks C G
Some
people go to the zoo Em C G
Some
people play with matches D
Some
people eat eggs C G
But
all I want to do Em///
C/// D (pause)
Is,
baby, love you G
If you were a taco
I'd coat you with cheese
Would it make any difference
If I said "please"?
Forget about that
And this whole stinkin' town
I'm gonna get drunk and then fall
down
If you were a salad
I'd give you a toss
If you were a little older
I'd show you who's boss
Forget about that
Look out, ground!
I'm gonna get drunk and then fall
down
Bridge:
Some
people make movies
Some
people walk around
Some
people don't have a clue
Some
people start fires
Some
people toast bread
But
all I want to do
Is,
baby, love you
REPEAT VERSE 1