1)   Please list your five favorite Real Cheese songs:

Surfin' Guy, Maggots in Your Car, Zelda, 

Would You Like to Go to The Beach, Hot Hot Summertime Gumbo

2)   What five songs by other artists would you like to hear Real Cheese perform live?

"Johnny Carson" by the Beach Boys

"Slow Ride" by Foghat

"Dogs" by the Who

"Look Out, Ground" by the Jackasses

Anything by Ramsdell Ramsdell and the Blow Your Mind

3) What would be your idea of a perfect Cheese show, i.e. what is your

"fantasy" set list?

See: 5/27/95

4) What, in your oh so humble opinion, is the best thing Real Cheese has recorded?

"Would You Like to Go to the Beach"

5) What is the worst?

"Stingy Angus"

6) What was your favorite Real Cheese show?

5/27/95

7) Was there a particular worst show ever? 

09-03-92   Tower F, Hofstra U--- No atmosphere, no energy.

8) What is your favorite phrase or word to yell at Real Cheese?

"Jeff, you suck"

9) What is your favorite Real Cheese venue?

The Full Moon

10) What made Joe Namath so great?

Everything but his knees--especially that big-ass coat.