1)   Please list your five favorite Real Cheese songs:

 

- Sante Fe

- Zelda

- Cucumber Tree

- Shit on Toast

- Joyce Dewitt

 

2)   What five songs by other artists would you like to hear Real Cheese perform live?

 

- In the Ghetto

- Desolation Row

- My Ding-A-Ling

- Dead Flowers

- Black Dog

 

3) What would be your idea of a perfect Cheese show, i.e. what is your "fantasy" set list?

 

(e.g.:    Cucumber Tree> Shit On Toast, Claude, Sesame Street> Brenda>

 

                Salad Song> Dark Star> Oldsmobile, Zelda> Choco Babies> Zelda> Salami Stomp

 

                Pie Song> Eskimos Don't Gamble> Hot Rod Blues, Alcatraz,

 

                Why We Need Laws & Gov't> One Day Sale> Girl in a Sweater> Ya Chuu...etc.)

 

 

Joyce DeWitt -> Salami Stomp -> Outskirts of Town -> Alligator -> Set Break for Drinking ->

Suicide is Painless -> I'm too Sexy tease -> Set Break for more Drinking

Shit on Toast -> Cucumber Tree, Hal calls some girl a see you next tuesday, Zelda ->

Dead Flowers -> Santa Fe

            

 

The list can be as long as you wish, for as many sets as you wish or only one long set. Please only list songs Real Cheese have performed as of 4/2001

 

 

 

4) What, in your oh so humble opinion, is the best thing Real Cheese has recorded?

 

Instant Party (This is a fact not an opinion)

 

 

 

5) What is the worst?

 

- Brenda

 

 

6) What was your favorite Real Cheese show? 

 

- The Last Bawltz

 

 

7) Was there a particular worst show ever? (Yes, the "hay incident" is fair game.)

 

 

 

8) What is your favorite phrase or word to yell at Real Cheese?

 

"Sex in a jar, Muthafuckahhhhhh!"

 

 

9) What is your favorite Real Cheese venue?

 

- Jeff's Basement

 

 

10) What made Joe Namath so great?

 

- His Brooklyn/Alabama/Western Pennsylvania accent.  Especially the way he annunciates his Ls.