The Best Idea I Had Today

 

The best idea I had today

was leavin’ you behind

I was drunk at work

and I thought of you

and then I started cryin’

 

The best idea I had today

was goin’ to the bar

so I punched out early

and got in my truck

‘cause the bank took back my car

 

The best idea I had today

was takin’ off my pants

That honkytonk

was much too hot

but I got up to dance

 

The best idea I had today

was hitting on your sister

she was walking in

and I was heading out

and I nearly missed her

 

but she grabbed my arm

and we drove to her farm

and made it in the hay

and that is why

leaving you is the best idea I had today