Anything But Love

 

we got ten kids and she weighs 400 lbs

and I wouldn’t call it anything but love

she works at Sears, can drink 30 beers

and I wouldn’t call it anything but love

 

She loves Sea Hunt, Roseanne and Star Trek

and I wouldn’t call it anything but love

she watches All My Children and MTV

and she always catches “Anything But Love”

 

she likes fudge ice cream and the rodeo

and I wouldn’t call it anything but love

she loves George Jones and talkin’ on the phone

and I wouldn’t call it anything but love

 

BRIDGE:

you can’t call it lust, ‘cause she’s rather fat

she ain’t my little kitten, she’s more than a cat

there’s no way I’d ever trade all this tit for tat

and I wouldn’t call it anything but love

 

she loves Bruce Lee and taking out the trash

and I wouldn’t call it anything but love

she loves to ride Harleys, thinks they’re real gnarly

and I wouldn’t call it anything but love