There must be more to you than diets and exercise, what makes you tick when
you're not transforming?
Fitness is a pretty new endeavor for me, and I enjoy it a lot, but I've
got lots of other interests. My trade is computers, specifically networking,
security and programming. I've been involved with computers since the early
1980s. Honestly I'm kind of sick of them and I've been thinking a lot lately
about a career change. I would love to do something related to health and
fitness. Aside from computers and fitness, I'm also into DVDs, home theater,
guitar and animals. For awhile I was really into physics and astronomy, but
I haven't had much time for that lately.
Do my eyes forsake me or did you start wearing sexier underwear as you got
better looking?
Are you hitting on me? I'm flattered, and happily married. Better go bark
up another tree, friend.
How has your lovelife changed over the months? The transformation must have
made a huge impact on it, right?
Definitely. My wife and I used to only have sex once every other leap
year. Now have wild orgies with all our friends and neighbors at least 3 or
4 times a week.
When will you stop?
The orgies? Never, as long as I have a say in it. They're fun social
events, and good cardio.
Do you listen to fun eighties electropop while you work out? I know i would.
I'm sorry to hear that. Do you eat paint chips or something?
Can you lift kids up and spin them around on your little finger?
That's a goal of mine, of course, but right now I can only throw them
short distances. That's not as easy as it sounds - have you noticed how fat
most kids are today? Some of the 10 year-olds in my neighborhood outweigh me
by 50 pounds.