Eric likes to talk. Be careful when engaging him in a conversation for you may find yourself there for a while. Luckily (for you) these conversations are interesting and insightful. Eric loves Hunter S. Thompson and gold rings.
Adam. Adam is Adam, but then Adam is Smith. Smith likes terrible jokes about naked children, homosexuals, ethnic and social minorities. He shares these jokes with great glee. Adam is the only person I know that could acutally get away with telling someone to buy softer toilet paper because the cheap stuff burns his starfish.
Tique. Much like Adam is Smith, Rusty is Tique. Do not ask for explainations. This simply is. Accept it and move on. Tique is also the Cobra Commander but only after a substantial amount of alcohol enters his system and his speech slurs. He is a bittery sarcastic and self-deprecating fellow who can do amazing things with Photoshop and anything Metroid.
I, of course, am the Guthumba.
Malcolm. A UT fan who went to the College of Charleston. A Dallas Cowboys fan who grew up in L.A. How do these things happen? Johnny Walker is planning to open a new distribution facility to help meet the strain that Malcolm's ability to consume scotch has put on their production.
John is known in our circle as "The Computer." He is a wealth of sports knowledge, memorizes phone numbers by breaking them down to athlete's jersey numbers, and was once pursued by an army of bums through the streets of Charlotte.
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Erik is often referred to as "Mysterio." He is a bit of an enigma and a big fan of randomly shaving his head. Erik is the quiet one...until you load him up with liquor and then he rants wildly until the wee hours of the morning. He loves the ladies and they tend to love him back.