"When you kiss a man, pull your hair away from your face so he doesn't get it in his mouth." Grandpa's final piece of advice.

"People today work jobs they don't like, to buy things they don't want, to impress people they don't like." Warwick

"Grandma got another boob job." "That is so unhealthy." Simone & Tara (The Malicious Its)

"F*** me dead and bury me pregnant to a priest with rabies on a warm Sunday afternoon." Anonymous

"I like weird." Adam (May)

"Nothing freaks me out." May (May)

"You know what's weird? Everyone I know has a birthday." Paige

"Who knows where thoughts come from? They just appear." Lukas (Empire Records)

"Your mother ate my dog!" (Braindead/Dead Alive)

"I don't f*** everything that's dead!" (Kissed)

"Ti amo tantissimo." Anonymous

"Anything is worth it if it makes you happy for the moment... all good things come to an end so get over it and find the next good thing." Paige

"You are going to love it. It will love you. Love it I said bitch. Who's your daddy????" Combover

"Keep smiling hon. :)" Donna

"Please don't get PMS." Tim

"Things are not always as they seem." Andrew

"Where ever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you." Richard Marx

"Oh oh, the puppy got out! And what a beautiful puppy she is!" Willow (BTVS)