Missy
Days
January
- January 1st - New Years Day (AKA Kiss at Midnight Day)
- January 2nd - Sleep-A-Lot Day (This one explains itself)
- January 3rd - Leave a dollar Day! (Leave a dollar bill on the ground of a
public place for somebody to find.)
- January 4th - Confusing Smile Day (If somebody says something
insulting to you,
give them a BIG smile. Really! It confuses them!)
- January 5th - Snowball Fight Day (Start a snowball fight, cream other
people...muwahahaha!)
- January 6th - Sing A Preschool Song Day! (Sing "Mary Had A Little
Lamb" or "Old McDonald" or "Ring Around The Rosy"!)
- January 7th - Do The Can-Can Day! (It's easy! If you can't can-can, then fake
it!)
- January 8th - Elvis Presley's Birthday! (Sing an Elvis song, Moonwalk,
whatever...)
- January 9th - Pedicure Day (Paint your toenails. Or if you are a guy and have
a problems with painting your toenails, just trim them, especially if they are
tearing holes in your socks.)
- January 10th - Scream at
Two Fifteen Day! (At 2:15 PM, wherever you are, scream! Just do it. I'll bet it
will make you fell better!)
- January 11th - If You're
Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hands Day (Start singing and clapping and ask
people to join in. If you are feeling brave, Sing "If you're [insert funny
word here, such as "Insane" or, maybe "Having Salad for
lunch"] And You know It, Clap Your hands!" You will be surprised my
how many people join in!)
- January 12th - Throw
Tissues Day (If you don't have a Box of Kleenex sitting around, buy one. Then
throw tissues all over the floor. If anyone asks, the carpet has been sneezing
lately.)
- January 13th* - Cereal
Day (Eat only cereal for all meals. Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner!)
- January 14th - Fake
Tattoo Day (Wear fake tattoos. On your face, arms, bellybutton, feet, Booty....)
- January 15th - Eat Food
Like a Hamster Day (Nibble at your food. Eat crackers. It is amazingly fun...)
- January 16th - Mail Day!
(Send a letter to some relative or friend you haven't heard from in a while. Or
If you don't have any, then send a letter to yourself.)
- January 17th - Run
Around The Block (I Have no explanation. I have no Idea why. Don't ask, just do.)
- January 18th - See How
far You Can Count Day (Start at One, Two, Three... and just see how far you
get.)
- January 19th - Never
Ending Songs Day (Sing "This is the Song That Never Ends" or
"This is the Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves" or "The
Bear Went Over The Mountain". For lyrics, click
here)
- January 20th - Hansel
and Gretel Day (Leave trails of crumbs wherever you go. Or paper trails. Or
confetti.)
- January 21st - Wear A
Tank Top In Winter Day (Wear a tank top. Wearing one under a sweater or
sweatshirt counts too!)
- January
22nd - Hum Annoyingly Day (Hum all day long. If you notice that somebody is
annoyed by your humming, hum louder!)
- January 23rd - Put
Money In Other People's Expired Parking Meters Day (You walk by somebody's
car and notice the meter is expired. Be a pal and put in a quarter!)
- January 24th - Go
Bowling Day (Even if you completely suck (like me) go bowling. Besides, its
more fun if its less competitive.)
- January 25th -
Christmas Was A Month Ago Day (Remove all traces of Christmas from your
house. No, you can't leave the tree up for just three more days. And take
those lights down, pronto!)
- January 26th - Go To
The Library Just For The Heck Of It Day (Hmmm... Do you really need
explaining? If you do, THAT'S JUST SAD!)
- January 27th -