Missy  Days

January

• January 1st - New Years Day (AKA Kiss at Midnight Day)
• January 2nd - Sleep-A-Lot Day (This one explains itself)
• January 3rd - Leave a dollar Day! (Leave a dollar bill on the ground of a public place for somebody to find.)
• January 4th - Confusing Smile Day (If somebody says something insulting to you, give them a BIG smile. Really!  It confuses them!)
• January 5th - Snowball Fight Day (Start a snowball fight, cream other people...muwahahaha!)
• January 6th - Sing A Preschool Song Day! (Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" or "Old McDonald" or "Ring Around The Rosy"!)
• January 7th - Do The Can-Can Day! (It's easy! If you can't can-can, then fake it!)
• January 8th - Elvis Presley's Birthday! (Sing an Elvis song, Moonwalk, whatever...)
• January 9th - Pedicure Day (Paint your toenails. Or if you are a guy and have a problems with painting your toenails, just trim them, especially if they are tearing holes in your socks.)
• January 10th - Scream at Two Fifteen Day! (At 2:15 PM, wherever you are, scream! Just do it. I'll bet it will make you fell better!)
• January 11th - If You're Happy And You Know It, Clap Your Hands Day (Start singing and clapping and ask people to join in. If you are feeling brave, Sing "If you're [insert funny word here, such as "Insane" or, maybe "Having Salad for lunch"] And You know It, Clap Your hands!" You will be surprised my how many people join in!)
• January 12th - Throw Tissues Day (If you don't have a Box of Kleenex sitting around, buy one. Then throw tissues all over the floor. If anyone asks, the carpet has been sneezing lately.)
• January 13th* - Cereal Day (Eat only cereal for all meals. Breakfast, Lunch, and Dinner!)
• January 14th - Fake Tattoo Day (Wear fake tattoos. On your face, arms, bellybutton, feet, Booty....)
• January 15th - Eat Food Like a Hamster Day (Nibble at your food. Eat crackers. It is amazingly fun...)
• January 16th - Mail Day! (Send a letter to some relative or friend you haven't heard from in a while. Or If you don't have any, then send a letter to yourself.)
• January 17th - Run Around The Block (I Have no explanation. I have no Idea why. Don't ask, just do.)
• January 18th - See How far You Can Count Day (Start at One, Two, Three... and just see how far you get.)
• January 19th - Never Ending Songs Day (Sing "This is the Song That Never Ends" or "This is the Song That Gets on Everybody's Nerves"  or "The Bear Went Over The Mountain". For lyrics, click here)
• January 20th - Hansel and Gretel Day (Leave trails of crumbs wherever you go. Or paper trails. Or confetti.)
• January 21st - Wear A Tank Top In Winter Day (Wear a tank top. Wearing one under a sweater or sweatshirt counts too!)
• January 22nd - Hum Annoyingly Day (Hum all day long. If you notice that somebody is annoyed by your humming, hum louder!)
• January 23rd - Put Money In Other People's Expired Parking Meters Day (You walk by somebody's car and notice the meter is expired. Be a pal and put in a quarter!)
• January 24th - Go Bowling Day (Even if you completely suck (like me) go bowling. Besides, its more fun if its less competitive.)
• January 25th - Christmas Was A Month Ago Day (Remove all traces of Christmas from your house. No, you can't leave the tree up for just three more days. And take those lights down, pronto!)
• January 26th - Go To The Library Just For The Heck Of It Day (Hmmm... Do you really need explaining? If you do, THAT'S JUST SAD!)
• January 27th -