Missy at 18 the beginning of the evil years!

Ok, In Missyland you will find the rules that everyone should live by.  I will start by talking about the history of Missyland.  When I turned 19 I met the group of friends I hang out with now.  I was very spoiled and selfish and expected things to go my way.  I had a terrible temper so they usually gave in but being the smartasses that they are the devised Missyland which is the world they claimed I lived in where everything always went my way.  They devised rules that revolved around the things I always complained and whined about.  I was annoyed by it then but now it is a great big joke and we have a lot of fun with it.  I will start out with thier old smartass rules and end with the newer funny ones.  Anyone reading this that knows me and wants to add a rule that complys to me click on the e-mail Icon and send me the suggestions.  I will post them.  :^P

1.  The First rule invented was that everyone must walk at the same speed as Missy.  I was short and whiney and very tired at Cedar Point one day.  I was yelling at Idiotboy because everyone was walking to fast and Travis and Megan came up with this rule.  This was also the day that Missyland was invented.  From that day forward whenever I would complain, the would all stop and mockingly remind everyone that we were in Missyland now and we better obey or suffer the wrath.  (The wrath was a serious issue though and will be explained further ;^P)