Individual milk portions with foil lids that splatter you when you open them
Marmite (don't argue.....I don't want to hear it....my decision is final)
Net curtains
The glueing down of the ends of new toilet rolls by the manufacturer so you have to shred half the roll before you finally line up the perforations
Cilla Black/Chris Evans/Anne Robinson/gingers in general
Those nauseating 'Feu Orange' car air fresheners with the killer pin in them
People who talk about their babies incessantly
Price stickers that peel off just fine unless they happen to be on a present you have bought for someone else
Men wearing tight ribbed polo-necked tops.....especially when teamed up with sandals
Brass bands
Clowns and mime artists (why do they bother? They just scare the kids and freak out the adults!)
Spiders (yikes!!!!)
Terry Wogan and his unnatural pandering obsession with the BBC (dear dear Auntie) and it's Director General
Tinned pears
People who adorn their (normally shitty old) cars with add-ons, totally unwitty window stickers and underchassis lighting
Flip-flops
The phrase "go figure" ............what the hell sort of answer is that?
Rich tea biscuits.........if I want to eat cardboard then I will buy the real thing thanks! |
