| Shout outs... |
| MEGHAN - *sticks tongue out* Mlah mlah! lol It works better in person but you get the point. We gotta roll that mat over Kyle again. :) Gym was so much fun, even though I saw more of Jay that I needed to... *breadstick dance!* Wait... I never go to The Spot? What do you mean, were you at The Spot?! You're the ditzy one, yet I'm being laughed at! My ball is schafing! (Settle down people, it was a jawbreaker!) MADDIE - *breadstick dance!* lol *driving on northside, Sheridan* That looks like my car... That IS my car!!! *shakes fist* Never lock yo keys in your car again! DENISE - Don't be rolling over on me anymore aight? Those damn spiders are multiplying! Never hit a bodacious spider with a shoe, it'll give birth! Omg, pee our pants over a luncable alreayd. Potato in a jacket! lol Hey we gonna go bird watching again anytime soon? ;) Sun + thong + band-aids = Peachy! *gargles* Dee, I knew you were on the dark side but I didn't think you were possessed! Green arrows, red lights... Leave me alone dammit! Is that a giant gerbil wheel?... So let me get this straight... you're telling me I have to plug in the vacuum before I can turn it on? That explains a lot! Rain at 35mph on a mophead hurts like a bitch! *throws knob at Dee* WHAT?!?! How to get a squirrel off your windshield: **FLING!** Oh, I see, the smaller ones are harder! SARAH - Just fart on a stick and call me betsy right? Don't fall in anymore guys' bushes k? Aww schnaps, that's da shitz nitz! Omg STEVE!!! STEVE!!! STEVE!!! heh heh sounds like she was rounding up pigs! Hey I think it's time you had some more mountain dew. Fo sho on the real yo! haha Woman can't resist a man that looks good in a Speedo! Tangerine Speedo rocks! And let's not forget our own song... Oh say can you see, the stars on my ass! It's all good. Oh no, what's that? Aah! It's a lady bug! Save me!!! Oh yea, I'm hip, I'm with it! Lazy-eyed psycho! Tucka tucka tucka tucka tuak-a!!! Man we watch too many movies. Old McWalter had a farm, E-I-E-I-O. And on his farm he had a kid with squishy puffy cheeks! Yo, Puffy Cheeks, chill, I'm gonna rustle up some grindage! Oh yea so nice and fresh! Hey! Scrabble! What's up with the "frig" and "frag" business eh? Yea, Matt and his "Raguhenna"-self. Hey what about the flavor Jell-O you would be? Jell-O?.. Jell-O?.. Jell-O! Aww I miss your lil poopsie! Maybe you can get two new poopsies and make lots of peepsies! "Hyper Sista10: wecaraztymenns"... Did that say, "We crazy men?" lol I think only we could imagine that one is. Just simma down now! Simma yo, and chiiiiill!!! I think it's bear huntin' season! Every so corny yet very funny. Ole! haha buhbye Chile Fry, you pass-around-slut you! Hell naw, right in da fo-head bet'een da eyeballs! Grease Patrick!... So my name is Vyssan eh? Homecoming 2003 --> We're getting on the Eagles' Case! haha Youz my girl, homecoming was a blast! KYLE - Hey you kids in that van behavin'? She was chokin and I had to give her mouth to mouth! Man you're embarrassing! Just don't be letting your mom scratch you anymore aight? And don't lock me in the bathroom again! Your happies are saddies now, eh? Grr well you got your revenge --> I got to sit in some guy's happy remains. Ewwy! I would bring up your broken bed, but people would kinda wonder why... I was on the ground the whole time I swear!!! Let's see, if blue is a male, and red is a female, then yellow must be a hermaphrodite right? Hey I didn't tihnk you'd use a plastic bag! Wow Saturday... But you better be nice or I'll give you another lil soar... Nasal Spray! Aww, poor kitty! I... Am.. A princess! Pretty pretty princess. It's Jackass LIVE, let's push Kyle around in a shopping cart shall we? But Mommy I can pick fresh flowers in winter! Fix it mommy fix it! Why must you tickle me! Omg, I've never felt so defenseless and violated! I wonder if I'll hit my head on the ceiling! *boing**light turns on* Bobby: The light bulb is on but noody's home! ADAM - How's your bushes? You make is sound so dirty! Well now you can always remember her! Poor boy in his PJs, and then we come over with a caffeine fix and start falling off your porch. Tisk, tisk. Yea I enjoyed marrying you in front of our whole class! And Tyler forgot to say "kiss the bride"! Aww, poor guy I still love ya! But hey, don't be getting too excited! dDon't your let your dog try to ass rape me again! (update: Damn dog did it again!) ERIC - Fo sho on the real yo! On the flip-flop and up with the low-down timepants. And the "sucktacular" music at all those school dances riterite? Yes, B lunch is the best lunch! Woo-hoo! Hey don't get your birthstone on your class ring... Man you be bling-blingin' in da gayness yo! And only you could get the fish scale stuck in your eye. haha. Damn creepy moth... I wantd the tree to blow up!!! This is the part where you hold my hand right? Yea, if me and Kyle were the first 15 year olds to do "such a thing" you'd eat your hat. And if you do such a thing I'll shit little green apples! (Nobody ask... It's for your own good) haha you got a battle-wound scar form that damn chain at Vernon! lol You crazy pirate you. (Eric, you know I trust you more than anyone. I hope I don't lose you 100%. You have no idea how much I need you right now.) LANCE - Can I go forward yet? Oh really old man? I be benchin'. Hey you fell of Adam's porch too!!! See you shouldn't be laughing at me, because I'm looking for a black car, at night, and it's a new car and I odn' treally know what it looks like... Even though there was a "for sale" sign all up in the window... You still shouldn't be making fun of me!!! Yea, you and your dictionaries! Oh yea it was my fault all right! heh "you no want side order?! But it comes with your order!!!" Aah! "Uh oh, happy burs-stay train coming through... Choochoo! Happy ani-ver-sary! Choochoo!" Oh look another dictionary... Tit = a titmouse or other small bird... You can see my tits upstairs!!! lol "Hey the windows are tinted I can't see anything!" *punch**punch* "Damn that's gotta hurt!" I thought the windows were tinted. But I wand da cow!!! YAKNOWWAHIMSAYIN! Grease Patrick. Vyssan... You're Duck, Sarah's Bear, and I'm VYSSAN!!! **CHEEP** LINDSEY - We all know how much David wants to booty zug-zug you-know-who! lol Two ringos and an Egg-O! Brendan Fraser and Adam Sandler are HOT! lol CAn you say OLD BALLS!!! Yes I'm sure he has very nice balls. Why did we continute that conversation. Omg, there was this guy that tried to kill himself, and he blew his face off, but he like survived! Omg, Ben is so crazy! Crooked beak! lol I had 100, but the windows were open. The sledding story! Damn that is definately not something any man should ever see! So number one is just like the bastard child right? It's your birthday and you can cry if you want to! Do you realize that half of this shout out is just from economics? lol Here's *wink* more: .... and stuff.... *wink* Lol! *wink* You're sooo not getting into Harvard after that one! *wink* Homecoming was so much fun with you! |