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Ronald McRonald: you know that thing that people say
Ronald McRonald: daddy long legs are the most venomous spiders, but they just can't bite humans
Ronald McRonald: well I never actually believed that, and as it turns out
Ronald McRonald:
both parts of that myth are false

Ronald McRonald:
no no, I have to alligence to the king
Ronald McRonald:
and I don't want an army of morons

Ronald McRonald:
but I must say
Ronald McRonald: other than lance, you were the hottest one there

Ronald McRonald: You're a cute one
Uh huh!

Ronald McRonald: I think blonde hair looks whore-ish
*bows down to the pirate of them all*

Nichi1107: I hate it when peole get my hopes up!!!  Like today, Meghan was like, "Of course **** is gonna say yes.  You're gorgeous!"
Ronald McRonald: Well she's right, but did **** say why?
Aww, I love you Eric, you always know how to cheer me up:)

Ronald McRonald: aww razzledazzle I'm off to clean toilets

Bobo1452: wow, i saw a bunch of wasted people tonight
Bobo1452: they were making philosopical statements

Bobo1452: my spanish teacher called on me for some pop quiz and i didn't know any of it!
Bobo1452: so i just sat there for a second and my nose starting bleeing all over the place
Bobo1452:
i totally got out of it

Bobo1452: i keep getting this pop up "lower my bills"...i always misread it

Bobo1452: there are these commercials, "why are you still torturing yourself with outdated cable?" and my dad is like, "shut the hell up, tv guy."

Bobo1452: i'm a whiny bastard.

evilspores: hay hot and sexy mama

evilspores: ha ha youre so smart... and cute as a button

evilspores: i wonder though do all the beauties never sleep because their beauty sleep would make the stars envious

evilspores: hope eric realizes the angel he stole from heaven thats in front of him
Boo ya!

Text message: Happy Sweetest Day Pudden Pop!

evilspores: if only you were darkness... so that i could be enveloped in you when i sleep

evilspores: the first time is saw you i was like... ooo yeah that sexy lady be mine!

LuckyBob169: look at the monkey stupid fucking monkey look at the monkey with a knife in his eye

LuckyBob169: *picks crack and sniffs*
LuckyBob169: *wipes on someone elses pants*

LuckyBob169: a shit a day keeps constipation away so... :-\ aah...

LuckyBob169: *picks nose and flings*
*ducks*

adamSEDthis: yea yea....i'll finger you
adamSEDthis: hm.....that didn't come out rite

Nichi1107: *poke*
adamSEDthis: +stab+
Nichi1107: *runs and hides*
adamSEDthis: +smiles triumphantly+

Auto response from adamSEDthis: I'll be back after the penguins, one by one, pluck away at my sanity......

adamSEDthis: well if it makes you feel any better... the dress i wore last yera doesn't fit me anymore either!

Neofire85:
i have guinea pigs
Neofire85: they poop a lot

xXm85Xx: kinda like if you were dressing up as a poser for halloween you would wear an abercrombie shirt

hailthepothole: Speaking of Eric, I could go for some Pop Rocks right now.
Don't ask...

hailthepothole: was your father a thief?
Nichi1107: ... what?
hailthepothole: I just wanted to know who stole the stars from the skies and put 'em in your eyes.
Sometimes I wonder if he knows who's he's talking to...

hailthepothole: I would like to put it on record, I am visitor number 001

speggs1108: of course he's gonna say yes, you're gorgeous!
*blushes* Oh my...

spegges1108: I wanna be the naked mole rat!!!

CoverGirl3402: advice from lins: rockin on chairs = butt on floor

CoverGirl4302: kickin the computer could result in dad kickin my ass
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