BILA PAK PANDIR BELI TV
Pada suatu hari Pak Pandir Pergi ke
kedai barangan elektrik hendak membeli TV:
Salesman: Selamat pagi encik...
Pak Pandir: ya selamat pagi semua....
Salesman: Ada apa-apa yang boleh saya
bantu encik?....
Pak Pandir: Ya...saya hendak membeli TV.....
Salesman: Di sini kami menjual
macam-macam jenis TV...yang mana satu
encik mahu
Pak Pandir: Saya mahu TV warna...Di sini
ada TV warna ke????
Salesman: TV warna ..... memang ada
encik mahu yang mana satu???
Pak Pandir: Saya suka warna hijau....TV
warna hijau ada?????
Salesman: ????????????......

Linkin Park - Shadow Of The Day
I close both locks below the
window
I close both blinds and turn away
Sometimes solutions aren’t so simple
Sometimes goodbye’s the only way
And the sun will set for you,
And the sun will set for you
And the shadow of the day,
Will embrace the world in grey,
And the sun will set for you…

In cards and flowers on your
window,
Your friends all plead for you to stay
Sometimes beginnings aren’t so simple
Sometimes goodbye’s the only way
And the sun will set for you,
And the sun will set for you.
And the shadow of the day,
Will embrace the world in gray,
And the sun will set for you..
And the shadow of the day,
Will embrace the world in gray,
And the sun will set for you..
And the shadow of the day,
Will embrace the world in gray,
And the sun will set for you