"Hello, I'm Professor Snape." She said cheerfully.
"Potion gone horribly wrong?" Lavender Brown asked in shock.
"Apparently, Snape wasn't happy with who he was." Dean whispered with a grin.
Professor Snape laughed. "No, I'm BRIDGET SNAPE. Severus' wife and your Substitute potions teacher. You must be Lavender Brown, only someone with such an oxymoronic name like that would ask such a question. Now all of you please take your seats."
They did so and Bridget took role and then started to walk around the front of the room. "Now, I want you all to please do your work, I WILL take away points if you don't. Now, please don't be shy about asking questions, there are no stupid questions, there are however far to many stupid people. Now please open your books to page-yes Mr Weasley?"
"Did you say that you were Snape's wife?" He asked.
"Ummm, yes why?" He never did answer her guestion though, for the thought of Snape having a wife and the school also have a somewhat... sane (?) divination teacher was just to much in one day for him and he promptly fainted.
"Oh Lord." Bridget said as she put her head in her hands.