The first and most important lesson in flying is to KNOW YOUR BROOM. Unfortunately, at school first years are not allowed their own brooms... Mr. Bulstrode, Harry Potter was a spe- One more outburst in my class will see you suspended! Clear?
Good.
Now, I'd like you all to pick a broom. That broom will be yours for the rest of the year. I'd suggest to try a few out first. No taking off, just call it to yoursel-
Oh, that's right, how stupid of me. Some of you don't know how to call a broomstick. It's actually quite simple. Stick out your right hand.. or your left, if you're left handed, and shout, "UP!!!" Then, catch the broom so it doesn't hit you in the face. Got it? Good. Now, run along to the broomshed and pick out some brooms. I'll be here waiting until you get-
What the hell?
Go on, I'm just going to Professor's Kamm's tower to find out why it's raining crystal balls.
My dear webmistress, you of ALL people should realize that black IS a background.
