Humor Corner
Disclaimer: The items posted on this page are meant to be funny.
Warning Labels
We have all seen them.  Those labels that you would think wouldn't be needed.  The notes in ( ) are my personal comments.

On a hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
Do not use while in shower or bath.
(As if we all don't have enough to do, now we can't take a nap or finish that shower while drying our hair.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use
(Other use?)

Several food products:
On the bottom: Keep Upright

Moet White Star Champagne:
Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
(I thought champagne was supposed to be chilled)

Most, if not all, Superhero costumes:
Cape does not allow user to fly.
(This is even on adult capes.)

On a bag of peanuts:
Warning: Product may contain peanuts
(I should hope so, that is why I bought it.)

(On a similar note)
On a Hershey's chocolate bar with almonds:
Warning: May contain nuts.

On a toilet bowl cleaning product:
Safe around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.

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