| Humor Corner |
| This month's slice of funny is things people have written on insurance claims. By now some of you may be wondering what this has to do with Phi Theta Kappa. Well first, no one has sent me anything but Lambda. Second, humor is part of pop culture. Things that are funny now may not be funny in the future, just like jokes from the past aren't always funny now. As always if you are offended easily don't read this. However I do screen joke like the FCC so everyone can laugh. |
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| 1. A pedestrian hit me and went under my car. 2. The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention. 3. I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way. 4. Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I didn't have. 5. In my attempts to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. 6. As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to aviod the accident. 7. The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end. 8. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over an embankment. 9. The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve several times before I hit him. 10. An invisible car came out of no where, struck my vehicle, and promptly vanished. Picture from www.jumbojoke.com Quotes from www.rinkworks.com/said/ |