1. Do not use to pick up gasoline or flammable liquids 2. Do not use to pick up anything that is currently burning.
*Unknown Vacuum Cleaner

Warning - Contents may be hot.
*McDonald's Coffee

Contents under pressure. Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point away from face and people, especially when opening.
*7 Up

On bottom side: "Keep Upright".
*Tesco Fruit Juice Carton

Suitable for vegetarians.
*Sainsburys Mineral Water

Shake well and buy often
*Silk Soy Milk

Warning: Remove label before placing in microwave.
*Moet White Star Champagne

"This ice may be cold"
*Slush Puppy Cup

Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
*Child-Sized Superman Costume

To put a call on Hold: Press "Hold".
*Lucent Technologies Model 6210 Telephone

Be kind - rewind.
*Blockbuster Rental DVD

You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
*Fritos

Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
*American Airlines Peanuts

Product will be hot after heating.
*Mark and Spencer's Bread Pudding

Artificially Flavored Real Fruit
*Dolly Madison Bakery Cherries

Artificially Flavored.
*Ring Pops - Made with Real Fruit Juice

Peel fruit from cellophane backing before eating.
*Fruit By the Foot

Do not eat packet.
-Hormel Pepperoni

Warning: Children can drown in bucket, do not place kids in juice
*Giant Bucket of Pickles used in Fast Food Restaurants

Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.
*Liquid Plumber

Safe to use around pets and children, although it is not recommended that either be permitted to drink from toilet.
-Bowl Fresh

This product is not defined as flammable by the Consumer Products Safety Commision Regulations. However, this product can be ignited under certain circumstances.
*Endust Duster

Keep out of reach of children
*AAFES Baby Oil

Do not use as an ice cream topping.
*Unknown Hair Coloring

Final step: "Pull up underwear".
*Unknown Tampons

May contain foam.
*Stridex Foaming Face Wash

Use before the expiration date
*CIBA Vision Pure Eyes

This formula may cause drowsiness, if affected do not operate heavy machinery or drive a vehicle.
*Demazin Infant Drops

Do not take if allergic to aspirin
*Bayer Asprin

Do not use if you are pregnant, intend to become pregnant, or might be pregnant.
*Unknown Birth Control Pills

If pregnant or breast-feeding, ask a health professional before use.
*Children's Dimetapp

Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.
*Unknown Christmas Lights

This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark
*Komatsu Floodlight

These ear plugs are nontoxic, but may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe
*Unknown Earplugs

Parents! The door handle can be opened by small children
*Summerfield Suites - Near Door

Warning: Do not attempt to swallow
*Unknown Mattress

Caution: Contents may catch fire.
*Unknown Matches

WARNING: Do not weld can to rim.
*Fix-a-Flat

All divers must land in water!
*Unknown Diving Board

Warning! Do not attempt to drive under, over, or through this truck. If you should choose to ignore this warning, good luck and have fun! Do not pass on right side.
*On Rear of Big Rig, San Fransisco, CA

Do not return used condoms to the manufacturer through the mail.
*Ansell Condoms

Before installing this fanbelt, be sure you shut off the engine as it may cause irreversable injury
*Unknown Car Fanbelt

The sign reads, "Ignore this sign".
*Unknown Location

Warning to tourists: don't laugh at the natives.
*Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

In Jamaica, they call Speed Bumps "Sleeping Policemen", so in some parts of the island, there are signs that read, "Warning! Sleeping Policemen Ahead".
-Various Parts of Jamaica

If tunnel is dark, remove sunglasses
*Smoky Mountain National Park, Tennessee

This broom does not actually fly.
*Harry Potter Toy Broom

Warning! This program should not be used in flight training! Death or serious injusry could result!
*Microsoft Flight Simulator 2000

Note: Game pieces do not actually talk.
*Guess Who Game

Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
*Craftsman Push Mower