If I could be anything, I'd be a tear; born in your eye, live at your cheek, and die at your lips

I`ll never know if it is truly impossible for me to stop thinking about you... because I`ll never try.

Excuse Me are u a parking ticket Because you got fine written all over you!

God was just showing off when he made you.

Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in

It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.

Girl, you look so good, I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit!

Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!

I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?

What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it's not coming off!

Wow! Are those real?

You look like my third wife. She: Oh, how many time have you been married? Twice.

You are the reason men fall in love.

I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.

Are we related? Do you want to be?

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that pastry you just ate.

You remind me of a girl I used to date.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would flip the M and W (double you).

I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.

I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you."

You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I can't stop ya

Is that baby oil on your forehead? Cause you shine like an angel.

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call your mother and thank her.

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

What time do you have to be back in heaven?

You're so hot you would make the devil sweat.

Good candy isn`t made... it`s just born.

Do you believe in love at first site, or do I have to walk by again?

Would you like to dance? [she says "no"] No, you must have misunderstood me, I SAID, you look fat in those pants!

Is that a mirror in your pocket, because I can see myself in your pants.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

If I said you have a great body would you hold it against me?

What do you say we go back to my place and play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the heck out of me!

Want to play lion? (She asks, "What's that?") That's where you get down on all fours and growl like a lion while I feed you the meat!

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

Walk up to a girl who is standing and say, "You look tired, let me clear you off a place to sit" then wipe your face.

Wanna play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long!

My wife/husband just doesn't understand me.

(speak this silently with mouth) I want a fig newton.

Do you want cheesy lines or do you just want to do it? .

So, Is it safe to say I'm gonna score?

I'm like Domino's Pizza. If I don't come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.

Happy hour's over but it's still going strong at my place.

Excuse me, maam, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?

Hi. Are you legal?

Hi. You'll do.

I like your butt, can I wear it as a hat?

I think I could fall madly in bed with you..

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.

Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.

Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew...

Have you ever played leap frog naked??.

I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

I had a wet dream about you last night. Would you like to make it a reality?

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

Can I see your tan lines?.

Lie down. I think I love you.

I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.

I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.

I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!

I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are?

I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.

Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.

I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.

Were you just smiling at me from across the room, or do I have my contacts in wrong?

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper.

What's a nice girl like you doing talking to a loser like me?

Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?

When I first saw you I almost had to call an ambulance to take me away because the sight of you stopped my heart!

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?