February
Return Carts to the Supermarket Month
3. Cordova Ice Worm Day
4. Create A Vacuum Day
6. Lame Duck Day
9. Toothache Day
13. Get A Different Name Day
14. Ferris Wheel Day
15. National Gum Drop Day
16. Do A Grouch A Favor Day
17. Champion Crab Races Day
23. International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day
29. National Surf and Turf Day

March
Humorists Are Artist Month
National Furniture Refinishing Month
1. National Pig Day
2. Old Stuff Day
3. I Want You To Be Happy Day
5. Multiple Personalities Day
8. Be Nasty Day
10. Festival Of Life In The Cracks Day
11. Worship of Tools Day
15. Everything You Think Is Wrong Day
16. Everything You Do Is Right Day
18. Supreme Sacrifice Day
20. Festival Of Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
23. National Chip and Dip Day
24. National Chocolate Covered Raisins Day
26. Make Up Your Own Holiday Day

April
National Anxiety Month
Uh-Huh Month
1. One Cent Day
3. Don't Go To Work Unless It's Fun Day
4. Tell-A-Lie Day
7. No Housework Day
9. Name Yourself Day
11. Eight-Track Tape Day
15. Rubber Eraser Day
16. National Eggs Benedict Day
17. National Cheeseball Day
18. International Jugglers Day
19. Garlic Day
23. World Laboratory Animal Day
24. National Pigs In A Blanket Day
26. Richter Scale Day
28. Kiss-Your-Mate Day
29. National Shrimp Scampi Day

May
National Good Car Care Month
Revise Your Work Schedule Month
Date Your Mate Month
Fungal Infection Awareness Month
3. Lumpy Rug Day
4. National Candied Orange Peel Day
7. International Tuba Day
8. No Socks Day
9. Lost Sock Memorial Day
12. Limerick Day
14. National Dance Like A Chicken Day
16. Wear Purple For Peace Day
17. Pack Rat Day
19. Frog Jumping Jubilee Day
21. National Waitresses/Waiters Day
22. Buy-A-Musical-Instrument Day
24. National Escargot Day
27. Body Painting Arts Festival
29. End Of The Middle Ages Day
30. My Bucket's Got A Hole In It Day

June
Cancer In The Sun Month
National Accordian Awareness Month
3. Repeat Day
4. Old Maid's Day
6. National Applesauce Cake Day
8. Name Your Poison Day
10. National Yo-Yo Day
11. King Kamehameha Day
12. Machine Day
13. Kitchen Klutzes Of America Day
14. Pop Goes The Weasel Day
15. Smile Power Day
17. Eat Your Vegetables Day
18. International Panic Day
22. National Chocolate Eclair Day
23. National Pink Day
24. Museum Comes To Life Day
27. National Columnists Day

July
National Baked Beans Month
Hitchhiking Month
Anti-Boredom Month
1. Creative Ice Cream Flavor Day
1. Build A Scarecrow Day
2. Visitation Of The Virgin Mary Day
3. Compliment Your Mirror Day
4. National Country Music Day
4. Tom Sawyer Fence-Painting Day
5. Workaholics Day
6. National Fried Chicken Day
10. Clerihew Day
11. National Cheer Up The Lonely Day
14. National Nude Day
15. Respect Canada Day
19. Flitch Day
20. Ugly Truck Contest Day
21. National Tug-Of-War Tournament Day
22. Ratcatcher's Day
25. Threading The Needle Day
26. All Or Nothing Day
27. Take Your Pants For A Walk Day
29. Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day

August
National Catfish Month
Romance Awareness Month
2. National Ice Cream Sandwich Day
3. National Watermelon Day
4. Twins Day Festival
5. National Mustard Day
6. Wiggle Your Toes Day
8. Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night
11. Presidential Joke Day
12. Middle Child's Day
15. National Failures Day
16. Bratwurst Festival
17. National Thriftshop Day
18. Bad Poetry Day
21. National Spumoni Day
22. Be An Angel Day
25. Kiss-And-Make-Up Day
27. Petroleum Day
28. World Sauntering Day
29. More Herbs, Less Salt Day
30. National Toasted Marshmallow Day

September
Be Kind To Editors and Writers Month
International Square Dance Month
National Bed Check Month
National Mind Mapping Month
National Piano Month
Classical Music Month
2. National Beheading Day
3. Skyscraper Day
5. Be Late For Something Day
7. Neither Rain Nor Snow Day
8. National Date Nut Bread Day
10. Swap Ideas Day
11. No News Is Good News Day
12. National Pet Memorial Day
13. Defy Superstition Day
15. Felt Hat Day
18. National Play-doh Day
22. Hobbit Day
22. Dear Diary Day
27. Crush A Can Day
29. Poisoned Blackberries Day
30. National Mud Pack Day

October
National Pickled Pepper Month
National Popcorn Poppin' Month
National Sarcastics Month
1. Magic Circles Day
3. Virus Appreciation Day
6. Come and Take It Day
9. Moldy Cheese Day
12. International Moment Of Frustration Scream Day
14. Be Bald and Free Day
23. National Mole Day
24. National Bologna Day
28. Plush Animal Lover's Day
29. Hermit Day
30. National Candy Corn Day
31. Increase Your Pyschic Powers Day
November
Peanut Butter Lover's Month
3. Housewife's Day
6. Saxophone Day
6. Marooned Without A Compass Day
7. National Bittersweet Chocolate With Almonds Day
8. Dunce Day
12. National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day
14. Operation Room Nurse Day
15. National Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day
19. Have A Bad Day Day
20. Absurdity Day
21. False Confessions Day
21. World Hello Day
22. Start Your Own Country Day
24. Use Even If Seal Is Broken Day
25. National Parfait Day
27. Pins And Needles Day
30. Stay At Home Because You're Well Day
December
Hi Neighbor Month
1. Eat A Red Apple Day
3. National Roof-Over-Your-Head Day
4. National Gazpacho Day
7. National Cotton Candy Day
8. Take It In The Ear Day
10. Festival For The Souls Of Dead Whales
11. National Noodle Ring Day
12. National Ding-A-Ling Day
13. Ice Cream and Violins Day
15. National Lemon Cupcake Day
16. National Chocolate Covered Anything Day
21. National Flashlight Day
21. National French Fried Shrimp Day
24. National Egg Nog Day
26. National Whiners Day
30. Festival Of Enormous Changes At The Last Minute
30. National Bicarbonate Of Soda Day
31. Unlucky Day