| MOOSE NEWS |
| 'ROR'ING TENSION BETWEEN 'COASE'Y LOVERS |
| A blossomming romance has recently reached new levels, reports your favourite reporter, Miss Moose. Today for the first time, Gromit* has started to display outragious flirtaious behaviour towards Monger*. I feel that this may be a result of a recent addition to the Hanory website concerning Gromit*. A page was recently displayed on this website which has revealed Mongers* true feelings towards this stunning woman. It was a page of admiration and love which was undeniably from the heart. This love started when Gromit* dyed her hair in order to attract the atention of Monger*. Well this tactic has certainly worked superbly as she managed to get Mongers* true feelings out. Monger* has presented Gromit* with various gifts acumulating to a large amount of money. The most significant gift was his first, a bag of chewy hearts which he brought back with him as a present from the french exchange. She was so delighted on receiving this gift that she promptly gave him a peck on the cheek.(note - it is very unusual for Gromit* to display such high levels of passion and romance.) The Moose News exclusively reveals a thrilling interview with the amazing lady herself. So how did you feel when Monger* presented you with the present? oh, i was ecstatic. I have had very strong feelings for him for quite a while so to finally receive a token of his affection was very exciting. Ok, very exciting!?!?!?! So tell us about the kiss? Well i just had all this passion building up inside me that I just had to let out. His cheek felt exquistetly soft and red and warm. i was just in heaven for those few tingly mini-seconds on cheek-to-cheekness. He seemed to react well to the kiss though so i'm hoping to have a few more in the future. What are your hopes for your relationship in the future? Well I'm not quite ready to ask him out yet but I'm hoping that Monger* might pluck up the courage and ask me out. Thankyou very much. I wish you all the best of luck for you and Monger* in the future. So there you have it, the story from the horses mouth, well maybe not the horses mouth but from the soft and tender lips of the amazing Gromit*. The web page today has certainly given us hope for this young couple. We will have to wait and see. The suspense is killing me! To visit the web page in question please click on the heart below. |
| * Names have been altered to protect the subjects identity. However, you may recognise Gromit as a bottle blonde beauty. |
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