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* Names have been withdrawn to protect the indentity of the persons concerned. However you may recognise one of them as a major spider hater!
Oh mi Gawd!! Mary* gets cosy with Joseph* shocker. In a game of truth or dare he had to KISS her on the CHEEK!!!!!
She was deeply traumatised by the experience and had to spend hours washing saliva of her face.
   This story has only just come to light after Mary* decided to spill the beans to "Moose News". Her ordeal happened two weeks ago but I, your favouritist reporter, have found out today that she was put through this trauma a second time during half term.
   Her so called 'friends' tricked her into playing truth or dare. She was forced to play and though she battled with all her might to get away, they surrounded her and there was no escape.
   Here and exclusively she tells us of what she was put through,
     "At first he puckered up his lips and HE tryed to KISS me on the LIPS! I was so scared. But then he relented and just kissed me on the cheek."
   Reliable sources have claimed that Joseph* would like to have a relationship with Mary* but she is having none of it. Before all this happened she did have some feelings for him but he has crossed the boundaries. He has gone too far and Mary* was just not ready to take their relationship so far so soon.
   After the first kiss Mary* tried to ignore him but he just did not want to let go of her. Now after the second kiss Mary* wants nothing to do with Joseph* and has told his dad to tell him that she does not want to return his affections. Here she explains her feelings,
     " I just could not face seeing him again, not after what he had put me through. I spoke to his dad though, so that he could let Joseph* down gently."
   So what will happen next in this thrilling tale of steamy romance. Will Mary* ever speak to Joseph* again? Close sources say that she will take a long time to get over it but maybe after a couple of years she will feel it inside herself to forgive him.
   Mary* has decided not to get counselling, but at the moment is in a very fragile state and is solely dependant on the support from her 'real' friends. She has also decided not to press charges against Joseph* and his gang.
  As a final word, "Moose News" has had a statement from Joseph*,
     "I thought that Mary* wanted to take our relationship that one step further. She continually flirted with me so I thought that this was what she wanted. I haven't done anything wrong, have I? Its her fault if she gave out the wrong signals to me. I thought that she fancied me but now shes ignoring me; what am I to do..."
   He went on like this, spouting drivel for ages, until I had to stop him. It was a very emotional scene, seeing a grown boy weeping like that.
   As a conclusion, I would like to say that many hearts have been broken in this tragic tale of woe, passion and steamy sauna sessions! A once thriving, flirtatious relationship is now lying in ruins, perhaps never to be picked up again.
And may I please point out that this is a genuine story of passion and all of this really did happen.
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