| About Miss Marroo |
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| Miss Marroo is an avid reader (one would assume) and though some may say she enjoys flexing her mental muscle, she would classify her insatiable quest for knowledge more along the lines of "is terrified of getting Alzheimer's Disease and read somewhere that doing crossword puzzles everyday helps you not get it". Miss Marroo is a Student at a Public Institution of Higher Learning on the West Coast. It may surprise you to learn she is not studying English. Then again, given her penchant for run on sentences, you may not exactly be bowled over by that information. She is extremely keen on college, and highly recommends it to anyone interested, unless you are going to steal her parking spot, in which case she will damn you six ways to Sunday. Seriously. On alternate days, she may be (in alphabetical, not chronological order) an Atheist, Buddhist, or Catholic, but more often then not, is just plain agnostic. In a similar vein, she like plain vanilla yogurt, plain white bread, plain Cheerios, and plain M&M's (two quick side notes- Miss Marroo likes Peanut Butter M&M's too, and is also involved in several feuds regarding whether the so-called "Milk Chocolate M&Ms" are referred to in the vernacular as "Plain" or "Regular"), and has been told she needs to add more color to her diet. Currently, Miss Marroo is blissfully single. Her goals are to travel the world, invent something, save someone's life, own a string of pearls, and learn something about art. Miss Marroo is employed by her state to help torture young children after school. She works hard for her money, and loves music from the 80's (oh heck, and from the 70's, 60's, 50's, 40's, 30's, and early 90's as well). She lives for going to the movies, and has several movie star boyfriends, too numerous and quickly changing to name here. Her pet peeves include improper use of the English language, which does not stop her from skewering it herself. Miss Marroo likes making Top Three Lists, and writing impromptu Haikus. She has found this page running on but can find no way to end it that pleases her, so she will just note for her Gentle Readers that she is well aware how crazy and nerdy she is, so love her for it! |
| In which she tells you about herself. Go figure. |