* I am named after both of my grandmothers. One was named Mary  and one was named Phyllis Joyce.
*My Grandma threatened my mother's life if she named me Phyllis. Therefore I am Mary Joyce.
*When I was 4 I told my mother I wanted to an archaeologist when I grew up so that I could discover King Tut's tomb.
*I was baptised Protestant but don't believe in organized religion in any form.
*No, that doesn't mean I don't believe in God.
*I hate vegetables and could be a strict carnivore if need be.
*I recently broke my ring finger on my left hand (yes, the important one) when I fell in my driveway because I was late for work. It's the first bone I have ever broken.
*I believe in evolution and more exactly, punctuated equilibrium.
*I used to want to be a paleontologist when I grew up and break apart rocks all day.
*Now I want to work with animals when I grow up and hit rocks when I'm bored.
*I love toys, especially Furbys and Koosh Balls. And Play-Do. And squishy, cuddly stuffed animals.
*I hate to cry but I cry a lot when I get mad or frustrated. Or when I watch Emergency Vets. That damn show gets me every time.
*I'm Irish and Welsh and Italian and German but I consider myself more American than anything.
*No one believes I'm Italian.
*I have been in love twice.
*Both times I have gotten my heart crushed. Boys suck.
*I love the smell of chlorine.
*I am allergic to the red dye that used to be used a lot in candy and frosting.
*I used to worship Pete Sampras (he's a tennis player, for all you non-fans).
*I now worship Guster. They rule. Especially Brian.
*I like Britney Spears. (I also hate to admit it)
*My dad has five cats.
*Their names are Bookie, Teddy, Jacob, Bella and  Missy Moo.
*I have one cat and her name is Trixie.
*She thinks she is a pony. Don't tell her I said she's not.
*I HATE tuna fish, broccoli, cottage cheese and jello. I like to call them "Satan's Foods".
*I once ran into a burning building to save a toddler.
*No I didn't.
* I went to states and National Qualifiers for speech and debate in high school.
*I strongley believe Colnel Mustard did it in the library with the wrench.
*I chipped my tooth when I was 11 on the collar of my dad's friend's dog.
*That same dog used to like to drink beer off the sidewalk. I have always and will always find that funny.
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