~Underage drinking
~Mocking stupid, skinny blond girls
~Owning a Furby and several Beanie Babies
~Trying to pimp out my roomates for various services and products
~Knowing the words to more than one Backstreet Boys song
~Using the rock cutting lab for my own sadistic pleasures
~Photocopying my butt at work more than once
~Blatanly mocking creationalists and calling them uneducated, pathetic ravenous man eating Pleioscence clams
~Venhemently arguing the Bible and the Catholic religion
~Hating republican ideas and not hiding it
~Driving 85 in a 30 zone
~Almost never doing the speed limit
~Sleeping through Problems in Earth History at least twice a week and still acing it
~Having unpure thoughts about Jason Lee
~Owning handcuffs
~Being a supporter of the NRA
~Getting drunk and trying to pick up my Geo 180 TA
~Stalking said TA for an entire school year
~Getting said TA to come back a year later and spend 4 hours in my room
~Throwing my best friend's underwear in a pool at a graduation party
~Looking up porn on the internet
~Watching porn
~Buying porn
~Selling porn
~Making porn...
~Playing bad music really loudly to piss my next door neighbor off
~Punching my exboyfriend in high school (in front of the whole school)
~Running away from family events
~Ripping off the tags from matresses
~Stealing road signs and cones
~Proving a professor's major point wrong in class
~Liking Garth Brooks
~Writing a 15 page paper 2 hours before it's due and getting an A
~Throwing things at my roomate while she's sleeping
~Farting in a full elevator and pretending I don't know who did it
~Being pro-choice
~Calling a little kid in drum corp with a bald spot on his head "cat ass"
~Flashing people from my dorm room window
~Trying to teach my Furby to swear (to no avail)
~Helping further the Propellar Beanie People cause
~Loving NSync
~Having a webcam
~Owning and avidly reading over 70 smut novels
~On occasion, not taking a shower every day (The shame!)
~Showing my chest once or twice on the cam to Nick :o)
~Calling the girls across the hall the 'Ho Train' and the 'Windtunnel'
~Getting a 58% on a 500 question Purity Test (oops)
~Meeting 2 guys from the internet IRL
~Killing Crickets (I hate them! I really really do!)
~Sitting too close to the tv
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Most of these things are said in fun. I really don't do or believe in everything here but there is a lot to be said for tasteless humor (because it's funny!). In other words, Judge Not Lest Ye Be Judged, and get to know me before you flame me about things I wrote here specifically to make my friends laugh. Or flame me if you want, it'll amuse me.Gracias.