"Tell Me Some Good Things About Bethany Grems"
~She has the biggest heart of anyone I know.
~She is always there for you.
~She listens to you complain.
~She hugs you when you cry.
~She can burp better than anyone in the world.
~She is willing to beat up anyone that hurts you.
~She can peel INTO a driveway.
~She can appreciate chocolate chip cookie dough and Doritos like no other.
~She is willing to give you all her quarters so you can try to get the Lance Bass sticker from the machine at WalMart.
~She recalls and laughs about embarrassing moments in high school with you instead of laughing at you (like when someone hit you with a yearbook on the ass so hard the sound of the crack echoed off the halls).
~She truly cares if you thow the foil lid of McDonald's BBQ sauce out the car window.
~She will drag you places no matter whether you want to go or not because she knows you will have fun.
~She takes pride in telling your ex what stupid thing he did when he let you go.
"Friends are God's way of apologizing to us for our families." ~Unknown
"I do feel that in order to keep friends, you must maintain certain things. First, talk about hot guys. Second, make fun of each other. And third, appreciate food." ~Amy Jo Larson
Beth, you're my best friend in the world. I can't express enough how much you mean to me. You are there when I need you and you're even there when I don't. You give me strength and help me through when times are rough. Without you, I would be truly lost because no one knows me like you do. You know what I need before I need it and that alone is enough to make you one of the most important people in my life. Your heart is as big as the sky and it seems to grow everyday. No one will ever be able to take your place in my life and I love you like a sister. Thank you for all that you have given me.
Email Beth
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PS-- You're still a fuck
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