I'M AS FAKE AS A WEDDING CAKE
AND I'M VAGUE AND I KNOW THAT I'M
HOMOPOLITAN
PITIFULLY PREDICTABLE
CORRECTLY POLITICAL
I'M THE NEW, I'M THE NEW, NEW MODEL
I'VE GOT NOTHING INSIDE
BETTER IN THE HEAD AND IN BED
AT THE OFFICE
I CAN SUCK AND I SMILE
NEW
NEW
NEW MODEL
I CAN CHOKE AND DIET ON COKE
I'M SPUN AND I KNOW
THAT I'M STONED AND ROLLING
I'M THE NEW, I'M THE NEW, NEW MODEL
I'VE GOT NOTHING INSIDE
BETTER IN THE HEAD AND IN BED
AT THE OFFICE
I CAN SUCK AND I SMILE
NEW
NEW
NEW MODEL
DON'T LET THEM KNOW HOW FAR YOU GO
OR THAT YOU USE YOUR "LOVERS"
OH LOOK, YOU'RE LIKE A VCR
STICK SOMETHING IN TO KNOW
JUST WHO YOU ARE
NEW
NEW
NEW MODEL
