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There have been five great kisses since 1642 b.c., when Saul and Delilah Korn's inadvertent discovery swept across Western civilization. (Before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy, because although everyone agrees with the formula of affection times purity times intensity times duration, no one has ever been completely satisfied with how much weight each element should receive. But on any system, there are five that everyone agrees deserve full marks.

Well, this one left them all behind.
At this point in the story, my wife wants it known that she feels violently cheated, not being allowed the scene of reconciliation on the ravine floor between the lovers.  My reply to her is simply this: (a) each of God�s beings, from the lowliest on up, is entitled to at least a few moments of genuine privacy.  (b) What actually was spoken, while moving enough to those involved at the actual time, flattens like toothpaste when transferred to paper for later reading: �my dove,� �my only,� �bliss bliss,� et cetera.  (c) Nothing of importance in an expository way was related, because every time Buttercup began �Tell me about yourself,� Westley quickly cut her off with �Later, beloved; now is not the time.�  However, it should be noted, in fairness to all, that (1) he did weep; (2) her eyes did not remain precisely dry; (3) there was more than one embrace; and (4) both parties admitted that, without any qualifications whatsoever, they were more than a little glad to see each other.  Besides, (5) within a quarter of an hour, they were arguing. It began quite innocently, the two of them kneeling, facing each other, Westley holding her perfect face in his quick hands.
�Oh, Westley, I didn�t mean that, I didn�t, I didn�t, not a single syllabub of it.�
Now Westley knew that she meant to say �not a single syllable of it,� because a syllabub was something you ate, with cream and wine mixed in together to form the base.  But he also knew an apology when he heard one.  So he held her very close, and shut his loving eyes, and only whispered, �I knew it was false, believe me, every single syllabub.�
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