Jerk To The Rhythm For Dummies
Lesson One : Take Material ...Apply Your Ass Kicking Fingers... And Follow My lead 1,2 jerk 3,4 jerk 5,6 jerk
p.S. : don't fire before the mark has been giving & Remember The Thing That Will Be Fired Upon ... Will Be Sticky Like A ConstipatedBritney Spears Fan !!!
Jackass tip of the day : to give someone a hitler, put your finger in your ass and then rub it under his nose !!
OK... I got rid of that unreal tournament addiction... for now. HEHEHE die you bastardz !!!
ny wayz... while i was cruising the web.. as always cuz i'm a lozer who's constanly online.. i found another dumb song by BLINK 182 !!
Who else they're the dirtiest mothafuckers around hehe.
Hey There Dudes. We have a contest for you. Everyone should light their farts on fire (as seen in South park : bigger, longer & uncut) and the person who has the biggest flame wins a fire extinguisher. (You'll probably need it when your ass is on fire).
Update on the contest: do not, i reapet, do not get your ass on fire. It WILL hurt like hell when you have to shit
Obi Fart Kenobi (aka Jackass) has won the contest because he needed the fire extinguisher to put out a 20 inch flame coming out of his Flaming AssGas Gun. Almost the best invention since the acid piss which we used to fry Jack le Rippeur & Jack le Tireur.
Mein Got !! We did it again ! Absolutely no one has visited our crapsite in the last 14 days or something (except me hahaha). It's time to get some people to this site or it's gonna get very boring around here... even more boring then it is... CAN YOU BELIEVE IT???
Wanted : the Zimbabwe Zulus have been seen around our site... they are dangerous criminals and must be captured before we shoot them full of holes with the sperminator.( It is very dangerous for it contains the sperm of DJ BirdDaNerd)
Well it seems like the news is a little behind... the reason for that: THERE IS NO NEWS !!!!!!! So i'll just go back to jerking off now... and let this site die out or something. Unless anyone doesnt want that....
Do i hear anyone??????????
No i dont....
So byebye maybe i'll come back in a month or so.
It's a crappy site anyway...