Jem Brown : Welcome to 'When World's Collide!' , we have a hell of a show for you with WWF trainee Chilly Willy facing former ECW 'Enforcer' C.W. Anderson!

Chris Peacock: We also have CPW signee and former IPWF legend Miami Missile in attendance to make some kind of announcement!

Jem Brown: We also have The Great Scot defending his BRAWL heavyweight title against SCW's Poison. That match has a lot of scope for controversy in that if Poison wins then the BRAWL title will be held by a wrestler outside of BRAWL>

Chris Peacock: The Soul Assasins will compete in a tag team tables match for the vacant BRAWL Tag team titles. It will be intersting to see whether the youngsters can upset the ruthless Retribution!

Jem Brown: And then Scott Daniels will be in a three way dance for the BRAWL cruiserweight title against long-time nemesis Chris Venom and the critically under-rated Stevie Summers!

Chris Peacock: And lets not forget the hardcore match between The Player and LokDoWn! Last time these two met chairs, tables, pikachu's, etch-a-sketches, trash cans and playstations were broken over the heads of these two!

Jem Brown: Like I said ... When World's Collide will be an immense event!

[Just then a widescreen projection screen flickers on. It shows Miami Missile in his locker room with Dragon's valet ,Sarah Summers. Miami is constantly pacing around the room.]

Sarah Summers: Do you think the world is ready for this announcement? If not then don't do it! Calm down!

Miami: You want me to calm down Sarah? I have perhaps the best announcement for this goddamn federation! I have to address my opponent , PMT? Misty?

Sarah: Alright, alright, alright! I get the point! I think it's MST! So what are you ready

Miami: Sarah, I'm fine now! Don't worry , it's all gonna go like we planned! I will do the talking and you just stand there looking pretty like you always do!

Sarah: Look, I am leaving, until you can quit being so damn selfish with this thing! It's a big event for all of us! I will be back when it's time to go out to the ring!

Miami Missile: WHATEVER!

[Sarah storms out of the room and the camera's cut to a advertising slot.]

Commercial: LoKDoWn toys!MTX shirts!Great Scot Kilts! All available from the BRAWL store!

[The show comes back to see Jem Brown and Chris Peacock once again talking to one another.]

Jem Brown: I wonder what they are talking about? It's got to be a big announcement!

Chris Peacock: Yes well I'm sure it is! Miami is a smart wrestler, he also has the manager and sister of his prot�ge ,Sarah Summers, by his side at the moment

Jem Brown: Well folks, we are about to find out just what is going on with this announcement, because here comes Miami Missile and Sarah as we speak!

[The lights then dim to black. "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath hits the speakers! Miami comes out with his arm round Sarah. Miami has a 'Just because you're paranoid ....' t-shirt on , a ball-bearing chain round his neck and some cuts offs. He struts down the middle of the chairs , the crowd boos as Miami gets heckled by the fans. The camera cuts to the back of Miami where the t-shirt continues 'Don't mean I'm not after you! ' the back has the yellow words Nirvana and the Nirvana doped-up smiley face logo. Miami climbs onto the apron and helps up Sarah, he then sits on the bottom rope and lets Sarah in and in the processl letting her riding skirt warp the impressionable minds of children in the audience. Miami then rolls off the apron and punks out the ring announcer, Danny before grabbing the microphone and throwing it in the ring to Sarah.

Sarah then gets a microphone and begins to speak.]

Sarah: Now listen up peons! You may be wondering why I am out here with my brothers teacher? Well let me tell you this! This man knows more about wrestling and has more knowledge in his little finger than an entire crowd of you have in your bodies!

[The fans erupt into bigger boo'z!]

Sarah: Now I still haven't answered your question of course! Now why am I here when my brother has to be attended to! Well what kind of a manager would I be if I didn't look after my clients? You see I am also now the manager of Miami Missile! The living legend! Now what does this all have to do with the announcment? well let me hand you over to Miami for that!

(( Miami grabs the microphone!))

Miami Missile: Freedom like a shopping cart! Nofx said it and I agree with it! You see I'm an American and we live on all this 'Land of the free' bullsh-t that is taught by the social masses! Now I reckon we have freedom like a shopping cart! You know why? Well even though we have freedom of speech we have censors! Even though its a free country we pay taxes! Even though I am wrestling and not you ,if I want you to like me I have to kiss your butt! Does that sound like a fair deal? No! You little vipers at the sides of the rings are like social parasites! You prevent me from doing stuff I want and when I do do it you boo me! Does that sound like freedom!?! I didn't think so!

Another thing that is unfair is how we don't have a union. Through the bullsh-t freedom, lies all in disguise we still have nothing to fall back on. We have no union , we have no insurance. We wrestle quite frankly with the thought at the back of our mind that this match could be our last because we have no power! That is why today I have a major announcement to make! Today in this pathetic country , sorry Sarah but it's true! Today in England I announce the formation of a stable that will rock the very core of the CPW . Today 'The Renegades' are formed! Today Calitre you can take your lies and your promises, your plagues of advisors and aides and the 'fans' can take their morals, their standards, their views and opinions and shove them so far up themselves that they end up spewing up even more cr-p than before because Dragon, Sarah and me, The Renegades, we don't care about them , we don't acknowledge them, we don't care for them and we sure as hell don't obey them!

[One Step Closer hits on the speakers as Dragon comes out clapping.He rolls into the ring and looks at the arena

He then grabs the microphone from Miami.]

Dragon: So you all thought I wasn't in attendance? Well if Sarah was here then i sure had to be here!When Miami stated about "The Renegades" i thought i was time for my presence to be felt. You see this isn't Star Wars. I ain't Darth Vader to Miami's Obi-Wan Kenobi. You see we are the two most prolific and talented stars in the CPW! Now Advocate, you now have the unenviable task of having to go up against me at the qualifying rounds to the King Of The Ring. Now how unfortunate that now instead of having to face me alone you have the added presence of not only Sarah but also Miami. I'll talk more about that later, Miami.....

Miami Missile: To move onto the King Of The Ring tournament myself, MST listen real carefully. You've just heard the news, start spreading it. You've heard the hype,believe it , and you've witnessed the great , savour it! I have something to prove to each and everyone of the little backstabbers at the back in this tournament! I have something to prove to myself, I have to prove I still have it . I have to prove I still have what it takes to be the leader of The Renegades and be the pinnacle of wrestling in the CPW. What does MST stand for? Might Stupid Tw-t? Massively Surreal Trauma? Mini Skittle Toy? I neither care or want to know. The only thing you will be saying is 'I quit! I quit!' as I have you in the figure four leglock, but that won't be the end of the match. Why? Because I don't intend to put you in it inside the ring! I have seen people like you come and go as quickly as they arrived and you are no different. You can think I'm all talk but I can assure you I can still talk the talk, walk the walk and kick your ass!

The only thing you can do is just hope that you can find an easy way out of the match because I don't have one planned for you. I have a night of pain planned for you. I have a night of ecstasy planned for Sarah....

((Dragon looks at him like he just farted in church, Sarah blushes.))

Miami: and I have a night of dissappointment planned for the fans! I will qualify for this tournament , I will completely destroy you and I will make sure that you will rue the day that you saw you were drawn against me!

Now Wrath, I haven't forgotten about you! You held the only loss of my career in the IPWF and I intend to finally beat you! I haven't yet but this is a new era , this is a new beginning and this is a new period of SUCCESS FOR ME!

["Paranoid" hits the speakers and The Renegades leave the arena as the video ends and the television cuts to snow.]