Cameraman:2XWF!

Voice: Enter...

((We enter to see Miami Missile sitting on a bench lifting weights and doing arm raises with some dumbells. He has matted and tousled hair, his face remaining unshaven since TKO and the bags under his eyes match the mood of his eyes where they checked out of Rational Thinking National Airport and straight into Heartbreak Hotel. The litter around the bench includes a pile of newspapers with the top one with the headline 'FORMER WORLD CHAMPION ARRESTED', a guitar is on the floor and we hear the sickly-sweet music 'Sweet Dreams' by Marilyn Manson.))

Miami: The TKO extravaganza, forever a night drilled in the head's of every competitor in the main event. It was the night I lost my most important possession, not Sarah, but my World Heavyweight Title. Not in any kind of fall though, Dragon beat me in my favourite match-up , the ladder match. Now Dragon I see you have Maverick tailgunning you so I'll keep this part short...you may be older but you aren't wiser, you now have a big target on your back and what with Chris and Sarah..(chokes) DATING! (whisper) You won't have anyone watching your back and you will be alone like when I left the tag-team and you were left losing matches and trying to be someone you're not. I will reclaim that title from you , plucking it from you cold still hands and I will make sure that no matter how happy you are now, the rest of your title reign will be HELL!!!

((Miami puts down the weight and as he says hell he smashes the guitar against the wall breaking it in two. He then paces around the room.))

Chris...you have taken me to the edge of my sanity, those five long days in jail were agonisingly dull, it was like having Impact's best matches played to you in slow motion with instant replay on all his good moves you know, like his punches. That was a fate worse than death... fate will repay you and I will make sure that I am the collector of such a debt! You may have Sarah, the girl who's thighs go oh so high, but you also have given me a reason to hunt after you like a Lion does to the antelope across the serengeti. You have now got to watch your back 24/7 because Sarah is the proverbial blood that I smell on you and I am going to attack you like a Great White Shark and crush your hopes of 'happiness' , Cairnsy I will get my revenge on you , but not yet.............

((Miami lays down on the bench and we switch to an overhead shot showing him look straight at the camera.))

Now Impact is my immediate source of friction, the Figure? Ooh look at me, I can dress up in a mask like Halloween all-year round. TRICK OR TREAT! TRICK OR TREAT! IMPACT'S ASS I'M GONNA BEAT! Thats right! I will make your life a nightmare as long as me and you are set to square off in the squared circle and as long as I have you in the same ring as me I am going to unleash any fury I have, and believe me I do have sh-t loads, onto you. You think that when I saved the hoi polloi from your boring,monotonous match that I was mad? Well I have been brooding my anger since that time in darkness with nothing but the sounds of messrs Manson, Cavalera and Filth to soothe my mood. I am so far from sanity at the moment that I could easily snap on you in the ring and start to try and plant you through the canvas! I have so far worked out 2004 ways in which I can hurt you and I haven't even got to your arms yet!!

You think that this is a short promo? Damn right! Wanna know why? Cos until I get some R&R I have a short goddamn fuse and nothing is gonna make me snap before me and Impact have a match so this is OVER!

((The camera switches to a shot of Miami's face as he sits up. Miami punches the lens sending the camera snowy.))