DBH: Hello Children and welcome to our final part of our series , 'Puppet Week' . Now over the past few days we have seen all the different sorts of puppets, hand puppets, string puppets and yesterday of course featured shadow puppets. However today we have a very special guest to talk about our last kind of puppet. Please welcome our special guest ,current 2XWF Heavyweight champion! Miami Missile!

[The children surrounding the studio start to boo and start a Missile sucks chant. Miami wanders in with a brown bag witha bottle neck poking out in one hand. He has a 'Nirvana' T-shirt with the yellow doped up face on the front and the slogan 'Kitty Petting, Baby Kissing, Flower Sniffing, Corporate Rock Whores' emblazoned on the back. He looks slightly embarassed to be on this show.]

DBH:What are your thoughts Miami on the whole puppets topic, tell us what you will talk to us today about....

Miami:Today you little b-st-rds I am going to explain the most common and annoying type of puppet, the corporate puppet. This is a big Fu-

[The screen turns to to the Channel 4 logo before rolling some adverts.]

Commercial:Missile T-shirts,Action Figures, and Accessories, buy 'em kids and burn them on the fire to support your 2XWF President Chris Cairns!

[We return and we see Miami again, he starts to speak.]

Miami: Today you little lovable scamps [fake grin and two thumbs up ] , I am going to talk to you about the puppet I am most knowledgable about...the corporate puppet.

[We cut-off from Miami to see a Channel 4 executive nodding and pointing at the auto-cue. We see the auto-cue has the words Miami just uttered rolling down the screen.]

Miami:Now as many of you [gritted teeth] great fans know, tomorrow I must face that great man, Dan 'The Man' Cain...

[Miami's face starts to lighten up.]

Miami:Now Dan 'The Man' Cain may have you believe he is cool by not mentioning me but lets clear one thing up right now Dan! I don't give a rat's -ss whether or not you have forgotten to mention me or not! I am going to make it clear I am unforgettable tomorrow when I kick your F-cking -ss!

Executive:[out of shot] WHAT!!!!

Miami: Forget the auto-cue I am not being held back here, this is exactly what a corporate puppet does and what Dan does. Dan is a yes man, 'Dan, should I book a tag team match AGAIN for the main event?' 'Yes Mr Cairns' , 'Dan should I push myself at the expense of others?' 'Yes of course Mr Cairns!' , 'Dan, should I book the TKO main event for me vs a bear!' 'Yes Mr Cairns!'. You make me sick , buddying up to the president to try and get ahead, you even have the gaul to not mention me in your promo? Well lets see Mr Cain, you have so far done nothing to impress me. Your oh-so 'great' president had to cheat to win in the match on Monday and you did nothing ,we had you beat. If it wasn't for the fact that the 2XWF chairs really are extreme then we would have had that match in the bag!

You see Dan, not mentioning me just shows how committed you are to being a top guy, just shows how much you are committed to being the best , and shows how much better off the 2XWF is with me at the top! Frantic Friday will be hell and you'll be in the metropolis of Hades!

Now onto another puppet , Dragon, let me just say that whilst the cats away me and DJ we got ourselves some p-ssy!

[The Channel 4 executive cringes at the 'p' word]

Miami: We got your sister and she got me! Let me just say she is definitely not a morning person! Come to think of it , round DJ she ain't much of a night person either! But that'll become evident in my next promo!

[The screen turns to snow as the video runs out.]