Sam:"Thanks for talking about me behind my back" Peter:"Are you wearing eye make-up?" Sam:"No" Peter:"Take it off" Sam:"If I just walk out the door right now whose gonna be here tonight for the follow through? ..Have a nice flight"
Sam:"Go away.. what are you doing in my room?" Robin:"I didn't go in your room" Sam:"I locked the door, get out.. Good-bye, what do you think I'm stupid? I locked the door, this is my room, you have no right in here this is mine, STUPID, why can't you all just die and leave me alone?"
Corey:"The whole summer Sam, party in Tahoe" Sam:"I don't know Corey, let me think about it okay" Corey:"All we gotta do is sanitate the cabin my dad's going to let me use his boat, my charms gonna let me use my ride and you know that Ankin Village is the place to hook up with some hoes" Sam:"Okay, I'll ask" Corey:"All right I'm just saying it beats letting Tahoe go down on your whole summer" Sam:"Yo I haven't done anything" Corey:"I know what the deal is, Josh is a pimp I'm not stupid" Sam:"Obviously you don't know what the deal is because there is no F*ing deal" Corey:"Lighten up dude"
George:"It won't be all work you know" Sam:"I heard you already" George:"Your mom and the boys can come by anytime" Sam:"What to check up on me?" George:"I'll be there to check up on you" Sam:"Why would you be there?" George:"Well I live there" Sam:"You live in Corey's parents cabin in Tahoe?" George:"What are you talking about? Whose Corey?" Sam:"Corey's my friend I'm goin to spend the summer up there" George:"No you're not going anywhere, you're spending the summer with me" Sam:"Shit... No F*ing way.. who are you anyway? I don't even know you" George:"You'll know me by the time we're through" Sam:"I'm not going" George:"I'll get your bag" Sam:"Would you tell him that I'm not going you already promised me!" Robin:"George I did say he could go" George:"Is this everything?" Sam:"Mom please tell him" George:"He is not spending the entire summer with some kid in Tahoe, he can hate me, you can hate me, he can try to kill me while I'm sleeping, I don't care, Sam is spending the summer with me okay he is my son he's 16 that's it! Go get in the truck" Sam:"Go F* yourself.. I'll hate you for the rest of my life"
George:"Thinking of jumping?" Sam:"Pushing" ..."Shit! Hello? Hello? ugghh Oh my God, I don't believe this are you totally insane? I don't believe this I got a wacko for a father!"
Alyssa:�Hey� Sam:"Hi" Alyssa:"What are you doing here?" Sam:"Ughh, they're trying to make me spend the summer here but I'm leaving in the morning" Alyssa:"Oh Where to?" Sam:"I'm supposed to be in Tahoe" Alyssa:"You should stay, where's your dad?" Sam:"He jumped into the ocean"
Sam:"I'm not taking a dump with you in here my brothers say its the worst smell they've ever smelled" George:"What side of the bed do you want?" Sam:"I'm not.." George:"Just kidding, sofa's a pull out" Sam:"You know I think you have to have a door between where you cook and where you crap even in a bush, tribal people and like that they have a place for both probably you know its just like a law..God..probably in the bible, its at least a building code violation" George:"Good-night" Sam:"I have to take a dump"
George:"Sam, Sam" Sam:"What are you doing don't touch me" George:"I warned you yesterday" Sam:"You can't touch me"
Sam:�He's insane� Alyssa:"You look better without make-up" Sam:"I can't even take a shower here" Alyssa:"Come over to my house whenever you want, I'll tell my mom" Sam:"I might not even stay anyway" Alyssa:"I'll get your back" Sam:"Nah its ok, thanks"
Sam: "Could you hand me a towel, I'm getting out" Alyssa: "I'm getting in." Sam: "I don't want you to." Alyssa: �Why are you so uptight?� Sam: �I'm not, I don't even know what that means.�
Sam: �I don�t like turkey.� George: �Yes you do.� Sam: �If I say I don�t, I don�t.�
Sam:�You snore at night, that really bugs me, can I take you out?�
George:�You�re what I was most of my life, Sam. I see it in your eyes. In your sleep. In your answer to everything, you�re barely alive.� Sam:�I�m not even listening.�
Sam:�I�ll have to pay him back.�
Sam:�Ten dollars an hour, then I�m done.�
Sam:�What�s in my pants is none of your F*in business.�
Sam:"What's the point of this?� Alyssa:"Why does everything always have to have a point? Are you sure that your totally into guys?" Sam:"What the hell are you talking about?" Alyssa:"I just, Josh, he kinda said.." Sam:"I'm not gay.. I mean, HELLO!" Alyssa:"Yeah I was, I was wondering" Sam:"You're driving me crazy, you know that? You know what its like trying to jack-off in an omwaire" Alyssa:"No not really" Sam:"No you're off, you know, you're way off" Alyssa:"I thought I was helping you" Sam:"It would help me if I could kiss you" Alyssa:"No, I thought we were just friends" Sam:"Well what you think you know doesn't necessarily have much to do with reality, I've been holding out to say this about you" Alyssa:"But then were just going to be friends okay?" Sam:"Yeah all right"
�You live in a garage, and I won't take a shower in the middle of the yard!�
Robin:"Will you stop in and say hi?� Sam:"Maybe" StepBrother:"Does she have to come?" Sam:"Definitly, buckle up"
StepBrother:�I got to play one video game for three hours straight" Sam:"There were no PG's so I just gave him money for videogames" Robin:"Are you staying for dinner?" Sam:"Depends on what you're having" Robin:"Lasagna" Sam:"Ooooohh see that, that's a trap"
