"Carly... You say you hate the internet? Why are you here then?"                                                                                                    

DISCLAIMER

This is a pretentious disclaimer for my own pretention. For a while now I have realized that everyone lives in their own world and everything is relative. Most people are apart of a large monolith that, by definition, is not their own individual domain. This site is my own digital microcosm because the rest of the internet frankly frightens me. I will eventually be corrupted by it; we all will. We already are. Call me a hypocrite for utilizing the internet as I verbally bash it; I only do this for the false immediacy it provides. The truth is, this will reach no one among the annals of pixels on this worldwide database. It is nevertheless satisfying & comforting however, because there is a possibility of just one person besides myself seeing it. I am currently saying hello from years ago. If you are a time traveler from the past or future, your presence is more than I could ever hope for. Enjoy your stay. Or not.

Who needs Tumblr or Geocities? Go analog; use paper...

"But don't forget to recycle!" 

I despair.

The year is irrelevant. Proceed.