| This is some funny stuff my m8s send me |
| real headlines from american papers: |
| 1.safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted 2.drunk gets nine months in violin case 3.survivor of siamese twins joins parents 4.iraqi head seeks arms 5.is there a ring of debris around uranus? 6.prostitues appeal to pope 7.reagan win on budget, but more lies ahead 8.squad helps dog bite victim 9.miners refuse to work after death 10.juvenile court to try shooting defendant 11.stolen paintin found by tree 12.two soviet ships collide, one dies 13.war dims hope for peace 14.if strike isn't settled quickly, it may last for a while 15.cold wave linked to temperatures 16.red tape hold up new bridge 17.kids make nutritious snacks 18.british union finds dwarfs in short supply 19.hospitals are sued by 7 fot doctors 20.inculde your children when baking cookies |
| sent in by berg |
| this is one of the funniest things i have ever seen.... |
| sent in by jess |
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