Q: Why are frogs so happy? A: They eat whatever bugs them!
Q: What happens when two frogs collide? A: They get tongue tied!
Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? A: Unhoppy.
Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit? A: A rubbit!
Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? A: He liked a good croak and dagger.
Q: What's green green green green green? A: A frog rolling down a hill
Q: What is a frog's favorite game? A: Croaket
Q: What did the frog order at McDonald's? A: French flies and a diet Croak
Q: Why did the frog say meow? A: He was learning a foreign language.
Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital? A: He needed a "hopperation" !
Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world? A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!
Q: What do stylish frogs wear? A: Jumpsuits!
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