| TOP REASONS WHY GUYS SUCK..... | |||||
| This is a list my friend anya compiled , with a little help from me, about how guys suck. Its kinda funny i think. Dont get me wrong i love guys but I think it is a fun thing for us ladies to think about. ;) | |||||
| 1.They are dumber than dirt. 2. They are ridiculously obnoxous. 3. They show off in front of us but just really look stupid. 4. They burp, fart, and do other gross guy stuff then smile as if they deserve an award. 5. The hot ones always want dog ugly hor girls. 6. The hot ones are always gay. 7. The hot ones have looks but must of fallen on thier heads because they have no brains. 8. There is nothing more importaint then thier jewels 9. EGO, need I say more. 10. Okay, do we know how to go to the store and buy clearasil? And while we are at it deoderant, toothpaste, breathfreshener, comb and soap. 11. They never listen. 12. They say we never know what we want when truthfully they dont have a clue what they want. 13. They are confuzing. 14. They use you. 15. They think "no" means "please bother me more. I'm only glareing and ignoreing you in hopes you'll take me away." 16. There is always one psycho one that stalks you. 17. The hot ones do drugs or drink. 18 Why can't the sweet ones be hot too? 19. Some are cheap. 20. They have worse PMS then women. 21. They try to hard to be pimps. 22. They eventually lose all thier wonderful hair!!!! 23. If they have long enough hair to sucessfully put it in a pony tail. That is the grossest thing. 24. When they think being a man is being a bully. 25. When they ask you on a date and expect you to pay. 26. Sex is always a must for them. 27. If we get mad at them its PMS. God forbit they actually did something wrong 28. They spit. Come now how attractive can performing the action of a camel be? 29. They link on to you like you are the only thing in their world. Guys we want you to think of us alot but dont get too attached. 30. LINES. They may work on dumb valley girls but 95% of us hate them and will end up laughing in your face. To those who think they work good luck with the other 5%. |
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