| TOP TEN REASONS WHY DAIRY QUEEN SUCKS........................ |
| 10. The boss is ALWAYS going to be a jerk when you ask for an already deserved day off. 9. LIMP DICK. (inside joke) 8. Saying the sizes over and over, when they are only OBVIOUS to any human being, kinda gets on your nerves. It is SMALL MEDIUM and LARGE. DUH! We aren't going to come out of no where and suprise you. 7. The simple minded question "What is a BliZZard?" Ice cream and candy does it take that much effort to put two and two together. 6. Cleaning up after a messy family who seem to think it is your duty to clean up after them. Oh and if you have children or ever plan to STOP them when they begin to throw frys on the floor. They are a Pain in the butt to clean up. 5. LOiterers. 4. Lazt workers. 3. There is always a constant film of grease and ice cream all over you clothes and skin. 2. Customers who think your serving them is the only thing you think about night and day. If it is not done correctly you are a lower being even though they have no idea what the sizes are. 1. It is DAIRY QUEEN DO I NEED ANOTHER REASON?!!!!? |