Yuri’s Love Life
Episode 1:
Kyouju x Yuri
Kyouju: (is
typing something on his laptop)
Yuri:
(looks bored)
Kyouju: (is
still typing)
Yuri:
(looks annoyed) Do you love this computer more than me?
Kyouju:
(looks scared) N… no…
Yuri: Well,
I don’t believe you. You can officially start dating this laptop from
now! I quit!
Episode 2:
Kai x Yuri
Kai:
….
Yuri:
….
Kai:
…
Yuri:
(yawns)
Kai:
…
Yuri:
(looks annoyed) Say something!
Kai:
(coldly) What for?
Yuri: So I
won’t die of boredom?
Kai:
Whatever.
Yuri: Go
whatever your team. I quit!
Episode 3:
Yuri x Gao
Gao: (eats
loads of food)
Yuri: O_O
Gao: (yawns
and falls asleep)
Yuri:
(shakes his head) That’s not for me.
Episode 4:
Yuri x Kiki
A bucket
full of water falls on Yuri.
Yuri: Argh!
Where is this brat!
Kiki:
(hides and giggles)
Yuri:
(finds Kiki and gives him a spanking) Stupid brat.
Episode 5:
Yuri x Rai
Rai:
Couldn’t you have kept that Boris off Rei?
Yuri: Go
bug Balkov about it.
Rai: It was
your duty as his team captain!
Yuri: Oh
shut up, you #$&*@$!
They start
fighting.
Episode 6:
Yuri x Giancarlo
Giancarlo:
(starts hitting on some girl)
Yuri: -_-;;
Or
Giancarlo:
(dresses Yuri up as a girl) Now I can date you!
Yuri:
(looks very, very mad) @^#$&*! Get away you freak!
Episode 7:
Yuri x Johnny
Johnny:
Your team plays low.
Yuri: Well,
your is a bunch of snobs!
Johnny: Why
you bloody ^&$#*!
Yuri:
^&$%$*!
They start
fighting.
Episode 8:
Yuri x Emily
Emily:
(does something on computer)
Yuri:
(starts banging his head against a wall, because he’s so bored)
Emily:
-_-;;
Yuri:
%^&*!
Emily:
#$^^@@!
They go on
like this for a few hours.
Episode 9:
Yuri x Michael
Michael:
(tries to kiss Yuri in a public place)
Yuri:
(punches Michael… hard)
Michael:
@_@
A few hours
later:
Michael:
Why did you do this? It’d be a great PR-gag!
Yuri: Start
doing PR-gags with one of those cheerleaders out there! I quit!
Episode 10:
Yuri x Steve
Steve:
It’s past midnight. Where were you?
Yuri:
(looks very tired) Training.
Steve:
Nobody trains that long!
Yuri: Go
and tell Balkov.
Steve:
Balkov that, Balkov this! Do you have relationship or what?!
Yuri:
(pukes)
Episode 11:
Yuri x Balkov
Balkov:
(drools)
Yuri:
Uh… oh!
Balkov:
Come here, I’ve got something nice for you.
Yuri: Help!
Paedophile!