What Kai and Takao Do at Night
Kai: "Kinomiya! I have wet dreams
about you every night! I'll get drunk and screw you until your eyes roll and
let the next morning develop into an awkward situation!"
Takao: "Okay Kai! But check if you don't
have anything nasty first!"
Kai: "Like
chest hair?"
Takao: "No!
Like... Like a
nasty illness stupid!"
Kai: "... why
would I have a nasty illness?!"
Takao: "Dunno! You were in that
Abbey!"
Kai: "You've been reading fanfiction,
haven't you?!"
Takao: "Well... It's everywhere!"
Kai: "-_- I was not raped by anoyone
at that Abbey, Takao. I was the rapist!"
Takao: "O_o"
Kai: "I'm
kidding...."
Takao: "Really?"
Kai: "Yes,
Takao. >.>"
Takao: "Whew! But honestly, you didn't
have sex there?"
Kai: "Why would you ever think that
I've had sex with anyone?"
Takao: "Well... You were
looking at Yuriy's ass..."
Kai: "... I was?"
Takao: "Yes..."
Kai: "If you don't want to... just say
so... I think I'll go have a cry in the men's room...."
Takao: "No! I didn't mean
that! Let's screw now!"
Kai: "^_^ Yay."
Takao: "Hey! You did that on
purpose!"
Kai: "Damn
right!" *obscene noises*
Takao:*a pornographical amount od
"oh's" and "ah's" can be heard* "You bastard!
Kai: "What did I do? ... or is that a
new pet name?"
Takao: "That's your new
petname." ^^
Kai: "I like it. ^^"
Takao: "Bastard *kissing sound*
Bastard *again* Bastard!"
Kai: *panting* Damn right... *kissing
sound* I'm a bastard! *moan* No, I'm your bitch!
Takao: "Oh? Is that so? On
your knees and suck, bitch!"
Kai: "Yes, Takao! Of course,
Takao!"
Takao: *more "ah's" and
"oh's"*
To Be
Continued