Takao’s Love Life

 

Takao and Max:

 

Max: *bounces and laughs*

Takao: *laughs and bounces*

Max: *laughs and bounces*

Takao: I’m hungry. *goes to eat something*

 

Takao and Kyouju:

 

Kyouju: *types on his laptop*

Takao: *pokes him*

Kyouju: *types on his laptop*

Takao: *pokes him again*

Kyouju: That’s it! I’m never ever having a relationship! All you bloody want is sex! Nobody cares about my feelings! And I want to share my thoughts! I want you to be romantic! Is this too much?!

Takao: 0.o *mutters* But all you do is type on that laptop of yours…

 

Takao, Kai and Yuri:

 

Yuri: *pulls Takao to himself*

Kai: *pulls Takao to himself*

Takao: *looks bored*

Yuri: Let go Hiwatari! You’ll bore him to death!

Kai: We’ll you’re psychotic!

Takao: Guys? Can we have a break? I’m hungry!

Yuri and Kai: *let go of him*

Hiromi: *jumps out of the bushes dressed up as a ninja and kidnaps Takao*

Yuri and Kai: = =;

 

Hiromi and Takao:

 

Hiromi: …and you should always wash your teeth, and you shouldn’t eat so much….

Takao: *sleeps*

Hiromi: Wake up! I’m doing this for your own good!

Takao: *half-asleep* That’s great. Lemme sleep.

Hiromi: Argh! *takes out a broom and starts swinging*

 

Rai and Takao:

 

Rai: …and than my little baby sis will go away with Rei and I won’t be ever sure if she’s safe.

Takao: You don’t trust Rei?

Rai: But of course I do!

Takao: So why do you worry?.. Anyway, I thought it was supposed to be a date, not a therapy session…

 

Mao and Takao

 

Mao: Our names rhyme.

Takao: Is that a sign?

Mao: Not really…

Takao: …’cause it’s lame poetry.

Mao and Takao: *bow*

 

Gao and Takao:

 

Gao: *eats*

Takao: *eats*

Gao: *steals some of Takao’s food*

Takao: Hey! That was mine!

Gao: …Not anymore…

Takao: *takes out Dragoon* This means death! (For Polish speakers: “Ta zniewaga, krwi wymaga!”)

 

Michael and Takao:

 

Michael: So why are we dating again?

Takao: Dunno… Maybe because we both wear baseball caps?

Michael: Yeah… That sounds philosophic. C’mon, we’ll go bug Em.

Takao: He’s not very… logical…

 

Eddy and Takao:

 

Eddy: Since you’re dating me, you acknowledged I’m great and magnificent.

Takao: Nope, since you are dating me, you acknowledged I am great and magnificent.

*they go on and on and on… and on… and on…*

 

Olivier and Takao:

 

Olivier: *cooks*

Takao: *eats*

Olivier: *cooks more*

Takao: *eats more*

Half an hour later…

Olivier: *is exhausted*

Takao: *eats more*

Olivier: Endeth thou! Saveth the disgrace! (For Polish speakers: “Kończ waść! Wstydu oszczędź!”)

 

Bryan and Takao:

 

Bryan: *takes out a leash, a spiked collar and some other “utensils”*

Takao: 0.o

Bryan: *nasty smirk* ‘Ere, lil’ dragon!

Takao: *starts throwing random things At Bryan*

Bryan: = =; *dodges a chair* Why do I always end up running for my life?

 

Ozuma and Takao:

 

Takao: Mwahahahaha!!!

Ozuma: = =; What is it?

Takao: I’m going to be the seme!

Ozuma: And why is that.

Takao: ‘Cause I’m taller.

Ozuma: Well, I have bigger eyebrows!

Takao: I’m more handsome!

Ozuma: I’m manlier!

*they go on like this very long…*

 

Zeo and Takao:

 

Zeo: *sniff, sniff* I’m not human… *sniff, sniff* Nobody will ever like me!

Takao: Doncha worry bud. I don’t care.

Zeo: *sniff, sniff*

Takao: There, there. Lemme cheer you up.

Zeo: *sniffs again, but there’s a lustful glint in his eyes*

Takao: *gives Zeo some cake* There!

Zeo: ^^;;;

 

Grandpa Hiwatari and Takao:

 

Grandpa Hiwatari: I shall rape you! Mwahahaha!!!

Takao: 0.o

Kai: *walks in and sighs* Grandfather you forgot to take your medicine again!

Takao: 0.o;

Kai: He’s been acting like that since those Championships in Russia… *sighs*

Takao: 0.o;;;

Kai: ^^; *pulls his grandfather out*

 

 

 

 

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