Takao’s Love Life
Takao and
Max:
Max:
*bounces and laughs*
Takao:
*laughs and bounces*
Max:
*laughs and bounces*
Takao:
I’m hungry. *goes to eat something*
Takao and
Kyouju:
Kyouju:
*types on his laptop*
Takao:
*pokes him*
Kyouju:
*types on his laptop*
Takao:
*pokes him again*
Kyouju:
That’s it! I’m never ever having a relationship! All you bloody
want is sex! Nobody cares about my
feelings! And I want to share my thoughts! I want you to be romantic! Is this
too much?!
Takao: 0.o
*mutters* But all you do is type on that laptop of yours…
Takao, Kai
and Yuri:
Yuri:
*pulls Takao to himself*
Kai: *pulls
Takao to himself*
Takao:
*looks bored*
Yuri: Let
go Hiwatari! You’ll bore him to death!
Kai:
We’ll you’re psychotic!
Takao:
Guys? Can we have a break? I’m hungry!
Yuri and
Kai: *let go of him*
Hiromi:
*jumps out of the bushes dressed up as a ninja and kidnaps Takao*
Yuri and
Kai: = =;
Hiromi and
Takao:
Hiromi:
…and you should always wash your teeth, and you shouldn’t eat so
much….
Takao: *sleeps*
Hiromi:
Wake up! I’m doing this for your own good!
Takao:
*half-asleep* That’s great. Lemme sleep.
Hiromi:
Argh! *takes out a broom and starts swinging*
Rai and
Takao:
Rai:
…and than my little baby sis will go away with Rei and I won’t be
ever sure if she’s safe.
Takao: You
don’t trust Rei?
Rai: But of
course I do!
Takao: So
why do you worry?.. Anyway, I thought it was supposed to be a date, not a
therapy session…
Mao and
Takao
Mao: Our
names rhyme.
Takao: Is
that a sign?
Mao: Not
really…
Takao:
…’cause it’s lame poetry.
Mao and
Takao: *bow*
Gao and
Takao:
Gao: *eats*
Takao:
*eats*
Gao:
*steals some of Takao’s food*
Takao: Hey!
That was mine!
Gao:
…Not anymore…
Takao: *takes out Dragoon* This means death! (For Polish speakers: “Ta zniewaga, krwi wymaga!”)
Michael and
Takao:
Michael: So
why are we dating again?
Takao:
Dunno… Maybe because we both wear baseball caps?
Michael:
Yeah… That sounds philosophic. C’mon, we’ll go bug Em.
Takao:
He’s not very… logical…
Eddy and
Takao:
Eddy: Since
you’re dating me, you acknowledged I’m great and magnificent.
Takao:
Nope, since you are dating me, you acknowledged I am great and magnificent.
*they go on
and on and on… and on… and on…*
Olivier and
Takao:
Olivier:
*cooks*
Takao:
*eats*
Olivier:
*cooks more*
Takao:
*eats more*
Half an
hour later…
Olivier:
*is exhausted*
Takao:
*eats more*
Olivier: Endeth thou! Saveth the disgrace! (For Polish
speakers: “Kończ waść! Wstydu oszczędź!”)
Bryan and
Takao:
Takao: 0.o
Bryan: *nasty smirk* ‘Ere, lil’ dragon!
Takao:
*starts throwing random things At
Ozuma and
Takao:
Takao:
Mwahahahaha!!!
Ozuma: = =;
What is it?
Takao: I’m
going to be the seme!
Ozuma: And
why is that.
Takao: ‘Cause
I’m taller.
Ozuma: Well,
I have bigger eyebrows!
Takao: I’m
more handsome!
Ozuma: I’m
manlier!
*they go on
like this very long…*
Zeo and
Takao:
Zeo:
*sniff, sniff* I’m not human… *sniff, sniff* Nobody will ever like
me!
Takao:
Doncha worry bud. I don’t care.
Zeo:
*sniff, sniff*
Takao:
There, there. Lemme cheer you up.
Zeo: *sniffs
again, but there’s a lustful glint in his eyes*
Takao:
*gives Zeo some cake* There!
Zeo: ^^;;;
Grandpa
Hiwatari and Takao:
Grandpa
Hiwatari: I shall rape you! Mwahahaha!!!
Takao: 0.o
Kai: *walks
in and sighs* Grandfather you forgot to take your medicine again!
Takao: 0.o;
Kai:
He’s been acting like that since those Championships in
Takao:
0.o;;;
Kai: ^^;
*pulls his grandfather out*