Please read this! The story is written for fun - I do not intend to offend anyone. If it happens, I’m really sorry, I never meant that to happen.

Disclaimer:  Nope, I don’t own Beyblade. Takao Aoki does. Neither do I own the characters from Inuyasha. Frauke/The Prostitute is mine though.

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The Grumbling Room: Chapter 30

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-         You think you have it bad? – Rei growled at Boris. – Well, for some unknown to me reason, in most fics about Baifuzu it’s always winter too… And they make immature jokes about pandas.

-         Pandas? – the lavender-haired Russian asked, sounding rather uninterested.

-         Yeah, those bear-like black and white animals which live in China and eat bamboo.

-         You are so smart. – the Russian answered sounding as uninterested as possible.

-         I know. That’s why I have more fans than you.

-         You have it easiest of all of us, Rei. – Mao sighed. – In more than the half of stories I act like a dominatrix Baribie.

-         And I as if I were PMS-ing… And do I have to remind you that Rai tries to murder you every single time you get nearer Mao in lots of those? – piped up Kiki. – And poor Gao ends up stupider than he really is…

-         Well, at least you don’t end up abused by your mother… who died giving birth to you. Because that’s what happened with mine, if I remember correctly. – snorted Takao. – Honestly! And all that to make me the poor little uke.

-         I understand you… - said Yuri. – It’s almost always “Oh, Yuri looks like a girl, so he makes a perfect bottom. Wee! Let’s make him be abused!” This is fucking unfair!

-         Life was never fair. – snorted Boris.

-         Oh, shut up Cotton-Muffin.

-         Yeah… And besides, why can’t I be in character? – sighed Takao. – I would even agree to be the uke than!

-         Now, that I call a sacrifice. – sniggered Kai.

-         You make a much better uke than I do! – the blue-haired boy stuck his tongue out.

-         Don’t push your luck, Kinomiya.

-         I didn’t do it yet?

 Meanwhile Yuri sat and stared with a frown at his bitchip.

-         I never knew Wolborg knows so many swearwords… - he said in awe.

-         Why did Wolborg swear?! – Ivan looked at his captain with curiosity.

-         Because I asked about lone wolves.

-         And?

-         Without all the “additions” it meant – “It’s nonsense! Wolves live in packs and a one without a pack usually dies.”

-         Fascinating. You can find it out watching programs about wild life. – snorted Kai.

-         Don’t tell me you do that! – the redhead sounded disbelieving.

-         No.

-         So how can you expect others to do it?

-         I’m a superior being and I cannot be bothered to do such trivial things. They can. – the dual-haired ‘blader replied haughtily.

-         Am I hallucinating or did he try to joke? – faux-gasped the redhead.

-         I’m afraid he was dead-serious. – sighed Takao. – He sometimes says funny things, but only because he doesn’t realize it.

-         Ivanov, Kinomiya, you are both dead meat. – hissed the elder Japanese.

-         I’m trembling! – snorted the blue-eyed captain.

-         Oh, shut up you red-haired pest!

-         Takao, I’m touched. Your captain cares. – the Russian wiped a nonexistent tear from his cheek.

-         I swear you’re going to wake up dead one morning. – growled Kai.

-         Kai... – Takao chuckled. – Dead don’t wake up.

-         Why doesn’t anybody believe I have sense of humour?

-         Because you don’t have it? – Boris answered boredly.

-         Shut up, Cotton-Muffin.

-         What’s with that idiotic nickname?!

-         It suits you. – Mao said innocently.

-         Well, you can go slap your bitch!

-         Rei is/I am not my/her bitch! – the two nekojin shrieked in unison preparing to do something painful to the Russian.

-         Calm down both of you. You can kill him later when we won’t see the mess. – chided Kai.

-         Spoilsport. – muttered Rei.

-         You’ve been spending too much time with Takao. – the Japanese captain replied.

-         Kai, your fangirls are getting desperate! – sniggered Ivan. – They’re abusing CYOA’s already.

-         Yeah, they fall in love with you instead of doing something overly exciting… - added Kiki.

-         And I presume the “overly exciting” activity you mentioned would be falling in love with you? – answered the dual-haired ‘blader.

-         Speaking about fangirls, I really have enough of joining all-girls teams. – grumbled Mao. – They always make the other Baifuzu abuse me for liking Rei. We got over that, dammit!

-         They didn’t notice. – Rei sighed. – Or they don’t want to.

-         Yeah. For some funny reason there’s a bunch of people who think that abuse is good to start a relationship. – snorted Boris. – You know, the “Aw you poor little abused thing let me fuck you so it’s better!”

-         I though abused people rarely get to trust others, let alone have relationships. – sighed Ivan.

-         You thought? – Kai arched an eyebrow.

-         And do you know why Kain killed Abel? – retorted Ivan. – No? He told him old jokes.

-         That’s an old joke too. – snorted Kai.

-         And I read it in Lucy Maud Montgomery’s book! – added Mao. The small Russian poked his tongue out.

-         Well, I didn’t! – the navy-haired ‘blader protested.

-         And why is it so hard for some people to understand that males can’t possibly get pregnant? – whined Rei. – We don’t have the right organs… and will somebody explain me how they think it should be born?

-         It will be left to the readers’ imagination. – sighed Kai.

-         You had to say that? – mumbled his blue-haired teammate. – I did imagine that! Gross! Gross!

-         Nobody told you have to. – replied the older Japanese.

And then before anyone could say anything more the door opened and a blur of red and white burst in.

-         Who was idiotic enough to flirt with Kagome in some crossover?! – the person barked as soon as he came to a stop. It was white-haired, golden-eyed man with fangs and canine ears.

-         I didn’t know you cared… - a feminine voice chimed in as a black-haired girl in fuku came in.

-         I don’t! But the last time this happened was that no-good Koga!

-         He wasn’t no-good!

-         Yes he was! Can’t you agree with me for once woman!?

-         I’d agree, if you were right!

-         ‘Scuse me? – Rei looked at them quizzically. – Who are you?

-         I’m Kagome and that moron is Inuyasha. He’s a half-demon – dog one.

-         Dog?! – the three nekojin screeched and hid behind Kai.

-         Moron?! – growled the half-demon.

-         Inuyaha, sit! – the girl yelled in reply and the white-haired youth landed flat on his face.

-         Ow! Kagome, stop doing that!

-         So you can do what… something idiotic or hurt me?! No way!

-         You wanted to say “what you want”, didn’t you?!

-         No, of course not!

-         Yes, you did!

-         Did not!

-         Did too!

-         Hmm… How come it reminds me of something? – muttered Kai, while rubbing his chin thoughtfully and looking meaningfully at Takao. Rei noticed that and smirked mischievously.

-         Yes… Like a certain Hiromi and a certain boy, right? – he added.

-         Well, if you mean me – I don’t like her! – growled the blue-haired ‘blader.

-         Sure you don’t. – sniggered his black-haired teammate. – If Kai noticed…

-         Watch out. – muttered the red-eyed teen.

-         I don’t think I’d like demons running around. – commented Kiki. – Those are dangerous.

-         That’s an understatement. – replied Mao.

-         Heh! They’re not half as though as I am! – cried Inuyasha triumphantly.

-         Say it when we’re facing your brother again. – replied Kagome.

-         I am not afraid of him!

-         No, but he’s stronger.

-         Well, he was stronger, but I’m sure I could beat him now!

-         Joy… We’d die in a few seconds. – sighed Kiki.

-         You’re afraid? – Takao asked. – I’m sure our bit beast would be able to protect us.

-         If we manage to launch our ‘blades, you mean. – the green-haired Chinese snorted.

-         Oh… You think we wouldn’t manage? – the blue-haired teen seemed surprised. – Well, I’m sure I would.

 

 Meanwhile in the tea-house where the villains from Beyblade were resting, nobody related to Inuyasha appeared. Why? Because they didn’t want to complain… yet.

 Souichiro Hiwatari was glaring at Doctor Zeggart, who was glaring back, Balkov was searching for something in his pocket, while Gideon was looking thoughtfully at his cup. Doctor K was hugging her gun lovingly and whispering to it.

-         … and nobody will take you away, my precious baby…

-          What’s wrong with her? – Souichiro Hiwatari asked.

-         Not as much as with you, I reckon. – answered Doctor Zeggart.

-         Well, I didn’t believe you can turn a robot into a human by using the bitbeast’s power.

-         Well, I didn’t believe you can take over the world while using bitbeasts.

-         Well, I didn’t pierce my ears.

-         Well, I didn’t dye my hair, so it’s two shades of grey.

 Balkov chose that precise moment to throw a knife at Gideon, but the other man managed to dodge. He threw his cup at the violet-haired Russian, but missed. That was enough for both as they jumped at each other and started fighting.

-         Thousand yen Balkov wins. – stated the elder Hiwatari.

-         Two thousand Gideon does. – answered Doctor Zeggart.

-         My preciosss… - muttered Doctor K and kissed her gun.

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Frauke fell asleep while playing her gameboy and so didn’t have anything to say.

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